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Old 06-01-2013, 10:40 PM  
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Most Disgusting Acts During Sex
Choose 1), 2), or both

1) What is the most unwanted sexual act someone tried to, or did perform, on you?

2) What is the most disgusting thing that has happened to you whilst performing or receiving a sex act?


I'll go first:

1) When messing around with a one night stand in college she began orally pleasuring me. During the midst of said pleasures, she snuck her pointer finger past my taint and tried to go knuckle deep in my ass. I screamed "What the ****?!" while I clenched my cheeks together so tightly that I could have bent a rod of tungsten at a right angle.

2) Another one night stand was performing oral pleasures again. I pushed the back of her head down, which forced my dick head into the back of her throat. This initiated her gag reflex, and she expelled a stomach full of Taco Bell and Michelob Ultra on my mid-section.
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:42 PM   #2
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Pfft... We've all gone through that.
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:42 PM   #3
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Period Sex.

That's all I got.



A buddy of mine seen a guy come out of a Bedroom with a "Joker" smile, if you know what I mean.
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:43 PM   #4
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:43 PM   #5
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Period Sex.

That's all I got.



A buddy of mine seen a guy come out of a Bedroom with a "Joker" smile, if you know what I mean.
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:45 PM   #6
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Period Sex.

That's all I got.



A buddy of mine seen a guy come out of a Bedroom with a "Joker" smile, if you know what I mean.
He earned his Red Wings. (Hell's Angels badge). Don't ask about the Brown Wings...
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I wouldn't go down on someone during period sex, but otherwise I always just moved the coitus to the shower.
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You win.
It's not bad, it's not good.


It is what it is. Going in, if I would have known, I wouldn't have been game.
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:47 PM   #10
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Oh...

I was banging this hot blonde about 15-20 years ago... and she was WAY wetter than usual... when we got done, it looked like OJ had been there and murdered us both. That blood soaked through her comforter, sheet, eggshell foam cushion and the mattress.

I never ****ed her again after that. She was a 9, also... but I was repulsed. Oh man, sooo nasty.
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I missed the "a" in "She was a 9". I was about to call the police.
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I missed the "a" in "She was a 9". I was about to call the police.
Me too


I thought he was making a joke.
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Oh...

I was banging this hot blonde about 15-20 years ago... and she was WAY wetter than usual... when we got done, it looked like OJ had been there and murdered us both. That blood soaked through her comforter, sheet, eggshell foam cushion and the mattress.

I never ****ed her again after that. She was a 9, also... but I was repulsed. Oh man, sooo nasty.
I bet that smelled horrific.

I'm also waiting for the guy who will admit to getting backfire while ass blasting someone.
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I bet that smelled horrific.

I'm also waiting for the guy who will admit to getting backfire while ass blasting someone.
My best friend from Carson (LA) told me his story of that happening to him in HS.


It wasn't backfire, though, just ooz. (Puke)
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My best friend from Carson (LA) told me his story of that happening to him.


It wasn't backfire, though, just ooz :LINN:
What was the secret of the ooze?
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