What kind of man are you?

Over-Head · 05-22-2006, 03:54 AM

I just answered a question posed by a "lady" on another site I was reading the message boards in, and she posed a question."Why are boy’s so fricken complicated?"
Now realizing she’s more than likely a teenager it got me thinking.
How many of you "he man Chiefsplanet Men" are actually romantics, or neanderthals?

If you can:
-Recite at least 5 mins of dialog from "HER" favorite movie
-make her breakfast without being asked
-make her smile by rattling off "Bogart" lines
-actually care how she feels
-offer HER the remote control
-open doors/refuse to let her carry packages
-hold her hand while you walk through the mall
-rent a "Chick flick" instead of a blood and gut’s thriller every now and then
-tell her "no dear, you have a drink, I’ll drive "
-Can remember any of the following about her : Birthday, favorite color, anniversary , movie, flower, scent, tolerate her pet animal.
-kiss her good night/good morning as soon as you wake up
-Give her flowers just because.
-have her call you at 3 am on a Saturday night so you can make sure she and her friends get home safely from the bar.

YOUR NOT PUSSY WHIPPED, you’re a romantic.

On the other hand...
-If you could care less she’s stuck head first in the deep freeze cuz the Chiefs are at 4th and inches on a goal line drive.
-wouldn’t be caught dead in a clothing store while she tries on new outfits
-offer to pay for the snacks at the theater as long as SHE stands in line to get them
-offer to "get" breakfast as soon as she’s ready to head out to McDonalds
-faithfully pull back out of the driveway so you can get her birthday card before she sees you come home.
-if you can count the time spent with the "boy’s" in hours as opposed to time spent with her in minutes
-Can’t remember anything about her except she’s a great lay

Your probably a neanderthal.

So which one are you?

(According to the Mrs. And quite a few of her girlfriends I’m a true die hard romantic)

Lady’s, feel free to add to this topic.
I’m sure there’s a few men around here who could use a does of "What can I do to make the better half stop throwing stuff at me"

Poll to follow

View Poll Results: Romantic or not
Romantic all the way abay. Humphrey Bogart got nothing on me!	5	22.73%
Neanderthal to the core	5	22.73%
Do ya really think I care what she thinks about me anyway?	5	22.73%
I wanna be just like Gaz, he's the perfect man	7	31.82%
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

05-22-2006, 03:54 AM	Topic Starter
Over-Head Boom, Boom , Crash Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In my shed Casino cash: $9995760	What kind of man are you? I just answered a question posed by a "lady" on another site I was reading the message boards in, and she posed a question."Why are boy’s so fricken complicated?" Now realizing she’s more than likely a teenager it got me thinking. How many of you "he man Chiefsplanet Men" are actually romantics, or neanderthals? If you can: -Recite at least 5 mins of dialog from "HER" favorite movie -make her breakfast without being asked -make her smile by rattling off "Bogart" lines -actually care how she feels -offer HER the remote control -open doors/refuse to let her carry packages -hold her hand while you walk through the mall -rent a "Chick flick" instead of a blood and gut’s thriller every now and then -tell her "no dear, you have a drink, I’ll drive " -Can remember any of the following about her : Birthday, favorite color, anniversary , movie, flower, scent, tolerate her pet animal. -kiss her good night/good morning as soon as you wake up -Give her flowers just because. -have her call you at 3 am on a Saturday night so you can make sure she and her friends get home safely from the bar. YOUR NOT PUSSY WHIPPED, you’re a romantic. On the other hand... -If you could care less she’s stuck head first in the deep freeze cuz the Chiefs are at 4th and inches on a goal line drive. -wouldn’t be caught dead in a clothing store while she tries on new outfits -offer to pay for the snacks at the theater as long as SHE stands in line to get them -offer to "get" breakfast as soon as she’s ready to head out to McDonalds -faithfully pull back out of the driveway so you can get her birthday card before she sees you come home. -if you can count the time spent with the "boy’s" in hours as opposed to time spent with her in minutes -Can’t remember anything about her except she’s a great lay Your probably a neanderthal. So which one are you? (According to the Mrs. And quite a few of her girlfriends I’m a true die hard romantic) Lady’s, feel free to add to this topic. I’m sure there’s a few men around here who could use a does of "What can I do to make the better half stop throwing stuff at me" Poll to follow
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