Don't mess with us old folks!!

[Buster's Dad]

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
>rooster
> >for his chicken coop.
> > The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
> >
> >"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
> >
> >The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
> >these chickens.
> > Look what it has done to me.
> > Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
> > The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am
> >taking over.."
> > The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
> > I will race you around the farmhouse.
> > Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
> > The young rooster lau! ghs. "You know you don't stand a chance,
> >old man..
> > So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
> >
> >The old rooster takes off running.
> > About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
> > They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster
> >has closed the gap.
> >
> >He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
> > The farmer, meanwhile,
> > is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the
> >roosters running by.
> > He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.
> > The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
> > "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
> >
> >Moral of this story? ...
> >
> >Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery
> > will always overcome youth and arrogance!
.
And I am sure Skip will agree with me on this point, so young'ns watch your step
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[chagrin]

In a related story, yet another old person drove her friggin car into a drugstore yesterday here in Florida.

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by chagrin

In a related story, yet another old person drove her friggin car into a drugstore yesterday here in Florida.

LOL
North STL has young-uns doing it, these cars are stolen though

[chagrin]

Originally Posted by nm_dbf

LOL
North STL has young-uns doing it, these cars are stolen though

I thought that was East STL??

I don't know, I went to STL for a 10 day work/vacation with an old girlfriend back in 2002, that was a cool town to visit.

[Skip Towne]

All young people are gay.

[chagrin]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

All young people are gay.

That's pretty funny...

You want some Onions to go with those Liver Spots?

It always cracks me up when old folks tell jokes they heard in their youth.

[Buster's Dad]

Originally Posted by Phobia

It always cracks me up when old folks tell jokes they heard in their youth.

Better tread lightly , or I'll sic Skip on you