Poop Regrettable things you've said to significant others

Eleazar · 02-13-2015, 10:56 AM

The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one.

What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge?

Eleazar · 02-13-2015, 11:02 AM

I remember years ago trying to find an artful way to tell a woman who asked my opinion between two dresses that the reason I liked one better than the other was because it was more flattering around the waist and hips. She was a pretty girl and there was nothing wrong with her figure at all, but she asked why I liked dress A better than dress B, and without thinking I said that the striped one looked like the stripes were "stretchy" around the hips and the other one, the solid one was more flattering and looked really good on her.

Luckily I only had to pay with a bewildered "Why are you crying?" conversation for that one.

Scaga · 02-13-2015, 11:06 AM

"Will you marry me?"

Katipan · 02-13-2015, 11:08 AM

I don't say mean things that echo in heads for eternity.

Except here.

Nightfyre · 02-13-2015, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Scaga

"Will you marry me?"

So to carry this to its conclusion: She said "yes" and her revenge was quite protracted.

Scaga · 02-13-2015, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre

So to carry this to its conclusion: She said "yes" and her revenge was quite protracted.

It'll be 20 years in May. (and yes...it was a smartass post to this thread).

**Bugeater** · 02-13-2015, 11:27 AM

I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible

kepp · 02-13-2015, 11:31 AM

As we were getting ready to go somewhere recently...

"So...if you wore an outfit that I really didn't like at all, would you want me to tell you?"

Eleazar · 02-13-2015, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kepp

As we were getting ready to go somewhere recently...

"So...if you wore an outfit that I really didn't like at all, would you want me to tell you?"

that's a good one.

**007** · 02-13-2015, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Baconeater

I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible

booger · 02-13-2015, 11:30 AM

Oh come on suck it like you mean it... That arrangment didn't last much longer needles to say

Nightfyre · 02-13-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

Oh come on suck it like you mean it... That arrangment didn't last much longer needles to say

This struck me funny in a thread about marriage.

booger · 02-13-2015, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre

This struck me funny in a thread about marriage.

I just called myself needle dick. I blame it on Friday the 13th

Katipan · 02-13-2015, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

I just called myself needle dick. I blame it on Friday the 13th

I blame it on your dad.

booger · 02-13-2015, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I blame it on your dad.

Lmao that's getting burned right there! I tee'd that one right up for ya

02-13-2015, 10:56 AM	Topic Starter
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Regrettable things you've said to significant others The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one. What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge?
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02-13-2015, 11:02 AM	#2
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	I remember years ago trying to find an artful way to tell a woman who asked my opinion between two dresses that the reason I liked one better than the other was because it was more flattering around the waist and hips. She was a pretty girl and there was nothing wrong with her figure at all, but she asked why I liked dress A better than dress B, and without thinking I said that the striped one looked like the stripes were "stretchy" around the hips and the other one, the solid one was more flattering and looked really good on her. Luckily I only had to pay with a bewildered "Why are you crying?" conversation for that one.
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02-13-2015, 11:06 AM	#3
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $3811665	"Will you marry me?" __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
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02-13-2015, 11:08 AM	#4
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2740351	I don't say mean things that echo in heads for eternity. Except here. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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02-13-2015, 11:27 AM	#7
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6252680	I play it safe and try to talk to the Mrs as little as possible
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02-13-2015, 11:31 AM	#8
kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $5369212	As we were getting ready to go somewhere recently... "So...if you wore an outfit that I really didn't like at all, would you want me to tell you?"
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02-13-2015, 11:30 AM	#11
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1488550	Oh come on suck it like you mean it... That arrangment didn't last much longer needles to say __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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