Poop Regrettable things you've said to significant others - Page 3

Eleazar · 02-13-2015, 10:56 AM

The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one.

What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge?

Coochie liquor · 02-13-2015, 02:06 PM

After drinking some and being tipsy I was asked would I trade her for anything. I said yes 2 hot bi women. Wasn't a good night after that. That's just most recent. I'm actually king of saying stupid things and the wrong time, or at all. But it's my cross to bear. If I was her I woulda left me a long time ago.

sedated · 02-13-2015, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy

Never refer to her as a 'Dimpley assed bitch'.

I could absolutely see myself saying this

**Donger** · 02-13-2015, 02:13 PM

I once referred to my wife as a cost center. Once.

Amnorix · 02-13-2015, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I once referred to my wife as a cost center. Once.

I have been known to call my wife my sweet little profit center. My friends are horrified, but she takes it as a compliment. She's one of the few women I know who isn't a ****ing lunatic with money.

**mlyonsd** · 02-13-2015, 02:49 PM

I think the worst was we were having a minor argument in front of friends and I said "why do you even talk".

Discuss Thrower · 02-13-2015, 02:51 PM

I've probably done dumb things, sure...

But I've also had my one girlfriend accuse me of practicing witchcraft and the other say I was the worst boyfriend ever... after telling me a past boyfriend had no problem smacking her around.

stumppy · 02-13-2015, 02:58 PM

OK, so a few years ago I had this misfortune of having a relationship with this particularly evil woman. and when I say evil I mean this bitch was pure ****ing evil. It took a herculean effort to extract myself out of that relationship and entire situation/lifestyle.
Towards the end I'd had enough and decided to really start throwing some verbal punches. After one really bad ordeal I just stopped her in mid tirade and said:

'I have to tell you something. I want you to know that ****ing you is like dropping my dick into a 5 gallon bucket of liver'. She took off like a rocket, hit altitude and really blew the hell up. But it was worth it.
I think the best part is the very last words this bitch ever heard me say was
"Good ****ing riddance Liver Snatch" then 'click', I hung up.

**Donger** · 02-13-2015, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Amnorix

I have been known to call my wife my sweet little profit center. My friends are horrified, but she takes it as a compliment. She's one of the few women I know who isn't a ****ing lunatic with money.

Wait, they can add money? I've tried to get my wife to hook up with her friends to create a paid MILF site, but they won't do it.

Iconic · 02-13-2015, 03:14 PM

Not a significant other but... I had a heated argument with my mom and told her I hope she fell down a flight of stairs. I felt terrible afterwards. I'm a pretty shitty son.

arrwheader · 02-13-2015, 03:21 PM

My girlfriends dog is on its way out. The dog is like a 14 year old schnauzer. I was talking to a friend while she was sitting next to me one night, and telling him a story about her dog. The story was about this one time I was petting her, and she kind of went lifeless. I was talking about how crazy it would be if the dog just died in my lap right there. Yeah, waterworks on that one. I felt like a dick, I went on explaining to her that I didn't wish it was dead or anything, I just thought.....Then I realized, just shut up!

stumppy · 02-13-2015, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy

OK, so a few years ago I had this misfortune of having a relationship with this particularly evil woman. and when I say evil I mean this bitch was pure ****ing evil. It took a herculean effort to extract myself out of that relationship and entire situation/lifestyle.
Towards the end I'd had enough and decided to really start throwing some verbal punches. After one really bad ordeal I just stopped her in mid tirade and said:

'I have to tell you something. I want you to know that ****ing you is like dropping my dick into a 5 gallon bucket of liver'. She took off like a rocket, hit altitude and really blew the hell up. But it was worth it.
I think the best part is the very last words this bitch ever heard me say was
"Good ****ing riddance Liver Snatch" then 'click', I hung up.

Actually I didn't regret that one bit, I just had to tell somebody.

Nightfyre · 02-13-2015, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by arrwheader

My girlfriends dog is on its way out. The dog is like a 14 year old schnauzer. I was talking to a friend while she was sitting next to me one night, and telling him a story about her dog. The story was about this one time I was petting her, and she kind of went lifeless. I was talking about how crazy it would be if the dog just died in my lap right there. Yeah, waterworks on that one. I felt like a dick, I went on explaining to her that I didn't wish it was dead or anything, I just thought.....Then I realized, just shut up!

Now there is a superpower I wish I had.

Lonewolf Ed · 02-13-2015, 03:31 PM

I regret NOT saying some things that I sure should have. I take way too much from women and get far too little. It's a curse.

**Bwana** · 02-13-2015, 03:55 PM

"I Do"

J/K I have a great wife.

**Bwana** · 02-13-2015, 03:59 PM

Heh there are a few things I have said to girlfriends of the past that I regretted at the time, but now realize I said those things for a good reason. Those on here that know me in person know I tell it the way it is although I have mellowed out a little bit over the years......which is just as well.

02-13-2015, 10:56 AM
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Regrettable things you've said to significant others The discussion in another thread got me thinking that this might be a fun one. What are some ill-advised things you have said to your wife/ladyfriend/life partner/whatever? How did she react? How long and how severely did she exact her revenge?
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02-13-2015, 02:06 PM	#31
Coochie liquor Bolton gonna knock you out Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Free Vybz Kartel Casino cash: $2692394	After drinking some and being tipsy I was asked would I trade her for anything. I said yes 2 hot bi women. Wasn't a good night after that. That's just most recent. I'm actually king of saying stupid things and the wrong time, or at all. But it's my cross to bear. If I was her I woulda left me a long time ago.
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02-13-2015, 02:13 PM	#33
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10339900 VARSITY	I once referred to my wife as a cost center. Once. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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02-13-2015, 02:49 PM	#35
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $1663762	I think the worst was we were having a minor argument in front of friends and I said "why do you even talk".
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02-13-2015, 02:51 PM	#36
Discuss Thrower "You like to drink?" Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: "I like to drink." Casino cash: $3216869	I've probably done dumb things, sure... But I've also had my one girlfriend accuse me of practicing witchcraft and the other say I was the worst boyfriend ever... after telling me a past boyfriend had no problem smacking her around. __________________ Chiefs 2016 Opponents: Home: JAX, TEN, NO, TB, NYJ. Away: HOU, IND, ATL, CAR, PIT Chiefs 2017 Opponents: Home: BUF, MIA, PHI, WSH, AFC North. Away: NE, NYJ, NYG, DAL, AFC South
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02-13-2015, 02:58 PM	#37
stumppy New and Improved Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Springfield, Mo. Casino cash: $1478590	OK, so a few years ago I had this misfortune of having a relationship with this particularly evil woman. and when I say evil I mean this bitch was pure **ing evil. It took a herculean effort to extract myself out of that relationship and entire situation/lifestyle. Towards the end I'd had enough and decided to really start throwing some verbal punches. After one really bad ordeal I just stopped her in mid tirade and said: 'I have to tell you something. I want you to know that ing you is like dropping my dick into a 5 gallon bucket of liver'. She took off like a rocket, hit altitude and really blew the hell up. But it was worth it. I think the best part is the very last words this bitch ever heard me say was "Good ing riddance Liver Snatch" then 'click', I hung up. __________________ “As a nation, we can endure damaging policies for a four-year term. But we cannot survive a president willing to terminate our Constitution”**
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02-13-2015, 03:14 PM	#39
Iconic It's just a ride. Join Date: Dec 2010 Casino cash: $4130360	Not a significant other but... I had a heated argument with my mom and told her I hope she fell down a flight of stairs. I felt terrible afterwards. I'm a pretty shitty son. __________________ 12·12·11 回 RIP Turd Haley
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02-13-2015, 03:21 PM	#40
arrwheader Veteran Join Date: Dec 2011 Casino cash: $3106613	My girlfriends dog is on its way out. The dog is like a 14 year old schnauzer. I was talking to a friend while she was sitting next to me one night, and telling him a story about her dog. The story was about this one time I was petting her, and she kind of went lifeless. I was talking about how crazy it would be if the dog just died in my lap right there. Yeah, waterworks on that one. I felt like a dick, I went on explaining to her that I didn't wish it was dead or anything, I just thought.....Then I realized, just shut up!
Posts: 3,475

02-13-2015, 03:31 PM	#43
Lonewolf Ed Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $10606233	I regret NOT saying some things that I sure should have. I take way too much from women and get far too little. It's a curse.
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02-13-2015, 03:55 PM	#44
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139533647	"I Do" J/K I have a great wife. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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02-13-2015, 03:59 PM	#45
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139533647	Heh there are a few things I have said to girlfriends of the past that I regretted at the time, but now realize I said those things for a good reason. Those on here that know me in person know I tell it the way it is although I have mellowed out a little bit over the years......which is just as well. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
Posts: 69,743