Life A REAL credit card rewards program - what would it have?

**Rain Man** · 11-16-2008, 10:03 PM

I've got a few of those cards, and I get points or miles that I can redeem for airline tickets or car rentals or magazines. But I think there's market potential for a credit card where the points could be redeemed for more interesting rewards. What are some examples that you could come up with, and please note how many miles/points it would take to buy them.

For example, I would gladly pay a $60 annual fee for a card with the following rewards:

5,000 points - annoying stranger comes to your office and you can punch him.
12,000 miles - attractive woman comes to your home, removes her clothing, and dances to Dusty Springfield's song "The Look of Love", then leaves. (You'd need a lot more points for anything else.)
40,000 miles - you get a certificate that lets you tell a policeman he's wrong, and tear up the ticket in front of him.
60,000 miles - you get to call one play in a Chiefs game
125,000 miles - Using some sort of unobtrusive technology, X-Ray vision for an hour

What else would you like to see?

**DaFace** · 11-16-2008, 10:10 PM

Oooh! Oooh! Boss in a dunk tank! Boss in a dunk tank!!

**Rain Man** · 11-16-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Oooh! Oooh! Boss in a dunk tank! Boss in a dunk tank!!

Yeah! Good idea! We could - heyyyyy.....

**Bugeater** · 11-16-2008, 10:28 PM

How about mod in a dunk tank!! HELL YEAH!!

Boon · 11-16-2008, 10:44 PM

Fire Carl.

**chasedude** · 11-16-2008, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

How about mod in a dunk tank!! HELL YEAH!!

Thread Over!

StcChief · 11-16-2008, 10:58 PM

Working in this industry at MC.... what a concept. Good laughs Bankers need to "think outside the box"

11-16-2008, 10:03 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3298491 VARSITY	A REAL credit card rewards program - what would it have? I've got a few of those cards, and I get points or miles that I can redeem for airline tickets or car rentals or magazines. But I think there's market potential for a credit card where the points could be redeemed for more interesting rewards. What are some examples that you could come up with, and please note how many miles/points it would take to buy them. For example, I would gladly pay a $60 annual fee for a card with the following rewards: 5,000 points - annoying stranger comes to your office and you can punch him. 12,000 miles - attractive woman comes to your home, removes her clothing, and dances to Dusty Springfield's song "The Look of Love", then leaves. (You'd need a lot more points for anything else.) 40,000 miles - you get a certificate that lets you tell a policeman he's wrong, and tear up the ticket in front of him. 60,000 miles - you get to call one play in a Chiefs game 125,000 miles - Using some sort of unobtrusive technology, X-Ray vision for an hour What else would you like to see?
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