Life Need advice for my friend

**Bufkin** · 03-30-2016, 05:50 PM

I have this friend who's girlfriend is starting to grow a bit of a mustache. He says that it's somewhat obscure from a distance because she's a natural blonde, but is extremely noticeable when they kiss and are up close in bed.

What are some ways that my friend can hint to his girlfriend that it's a distraction without pissing her off? Women can be like bombs sometimes.

Chief Northman · 03-30-2016, 05:54 PM

Just man up and tell your wife to get some electrolysis done....

Pablo · 03-30-2016, 05:58 PM

Shove a thumb up her ass and wipe the residue on her upper lip. Should take the focus off the peach fuzz and you can taste yesterday's breakfast when you kiss her too.

MIAdragon · 03-30-2016, 05:59 PM

"Friend"

Pablo · 03-30-2016, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

"Friend"

I believe him. It's well known that Mormons are largely homosexuals.

DaNewGuy · 03-30-2016, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

I believe him. It's well known that Mormons are largely homosexuals.

Heh

Why Not? · 03-30-2016, 06:15 PM

Your friend is a dumbass if he's either asking for or willing to accept relationship advice garnered from a message board. This one in particular.

Mother****erJones · 03-30-2016, 06:16 PM

Sandy Vagina · 03-30-2016, 06:19 PM

Straight up honesty. Just find some tactful words.

"Baby, don't take this the wrong way. Most girls secretly have to do this, and so with that... out of respect to your benefit, I think you'd want to know that you should do a little wax job above your upper lip."

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Jewish Rabbi · 03-30-2016, 06:21 PM

I'd go the passive aggressive route and leave razors on the kitchen table over a picture of lips, or pay a clown to kidnap her and shave that lip himself.

Demonpenz · 03-30-2016, 06:23 PM

Turn on Magnum P.I. and say "I ****ing hate this show? Then pop in the dvd of Powder

KCUnited · 03-30-2016, 06:27 PM

You point out other women's mustaches, real or not, and how sickening they are until she checks her own.

**TribalElder** · 03-30-2016, 06:27 PM

Tell her to shave that beard and stache

Pablo · 03-30-2016, 06:34 PM

Bufkin, tell her it's not all the tent hand jobs you gave your scout master that haunt your dreams anymore. But his creepy flesh tone stache that's had you breaking out in night sweats.

She'll figure it out.

**alpha_omega** · 03-30-2016, 06:35 PM

Bail. Guaranteed she is aware of it and is just too lazy to do anything about it.

03-30-2016, 05:50 PM
Bufkin Just here for the Royals Join Date: Jul 2014 Casino cash: $10029260	Need advice for my friend I have this friend who's girlfriend is starting to grow a bit of a mustache. He says that it's somewhat obscure from a distance because she's a natural blonde, but is extremely noticeable when they kiss and are up close in bed. What are some ways that my friend can hint to his girlfriend that it's a distraction without pissing her off? Women can be like bombs sometimes.
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03-30-2016, 05:54 PM	#2
Chief Northman MVP Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Canada Casino cash: $6890890	Just man up and tell your wife to get some electrolysis done....
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03-30-2016, 05:58 PM	#3
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $1999356	Shove a thumb up her ass and wipe the residue on her upper lip. Should take the focus off the peach fuzz and you can taste yesterday's breakfast when you kiss her too.
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03-30-2016, 05:59 PM	#4
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $1577819	"Friend"
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03-30-2016, 06:15 PM	#7
Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $3138994	Your friend is a dumbass if he's either asking for or willing to accept relationship advice garnered from a message board. This one in particular.
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03-30-2016, 06:21 PM	#10
Jewish Rabbi What's up braj? Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Placencia, Belize Casino cash: $2098320	I'd go the passive aggressive route and leave razors on the kitchen table over a picture of lips, or pay a clown to kidnap her and shave that lip himself.
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03-30-2016, 06:27 PM	#12
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2268244	You point out other women's mustaches, real or not, and how sickening they are until she checks her own.
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03-30-2016, 06:27 PM	#13
TribalElder Arrowhead Trail of Tears Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: KansasCity Casino cash: $2390441	Tell her to shave that beard and stache
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03-30-2016, 06:34 PM	#14
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $1999356	Bufkin, tell her it's not all the tent hand jobs you gave your scout master that haunt your dreams anymore. But his creepy flesh tone stache that's had you breaking out in night sweats. She'll figure it out.
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03-30-2016, 06:35 PM	#15
alpha_omega Supporter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Liberty Casino cash: $1621251	Bail. Guaranteed she is aware of it and is just too lazy to do anything about it.
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