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Yeah, i think he wrote that one just for mothers against Maddox.
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10-28-2004, 11:13 PM | #3 |
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10-28-2004, 11:13 PM | #4 |
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I wonder what he is like in person. Is he making money off this site?
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10-28-2004, 11:27 PM | #5 |
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I don't know whether this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm
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10-28-2004, 11:35 PM | #6 | |
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10-28-2004, 11:38 PM | #7 |
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The real ultimate power guy has a book out.
Some funny Maddox quotes: "Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil" "Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit." "spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats."
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I've never understood suicide.
I mean, I can completely relate to full-on flipping the fug out and wasting every gene-joke who ever took 26 items into the express lane. Or that fug-tard neighbor who only steals you KC Star paper (which you don't NEED because you can read it on the net, you only order because you want the cool sports page layout after a win) on mondays. I get it. I know how to hide the bodies. But kill MYSELF? HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead? Who's going to torture your parents?
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