Has Tailgating Jumped The Shark?

[gblowfish]

Has saying "Jumped the Shark" jumped the shark?

Here in KC, tailgating has become a big thing in ads from the grocery stores to the hardware stores to the TV weather wanks hanging out... it just seems like something that was fun and natural has been ruined by, well, being fun and natural.

Also the Chiefs have put in tighter restrictions this year about the size and sprawl of tailgates, the counter clockwise parking patterns, "Platinum" parking lots, etc.

It just seems like something that was uniquely Arrowhead has been tarnished a bit for the pure joy it used to be.

What do you think?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I try to get my head shaved and goatee just right for tailgates. Even though my once beautiful wife is now fat and never ****s me, it's o.k. tailgating is just around the corner. No one gives me the respect I deserve. I play alabama all the time to build up my self-esteem that my life is worth living. I try to drink beer and play pool to keep the voice inside me's volume level to a whisper, but still sometimes it comes through loud and clear. "YOU ARE A ****ING LOSER WHO NEVER LEARNED NOW TO BE GOOD WITH GIRLS, YOU SETTLED FOR THE FIRST BI-POLAR SPERM DUMPSTER, NOW YOUR DREAMS ARE GONE, DRINK MORE BEER, LISTEN TO MORE COUNTRY MUSIC, It's OBAMA's FAULT, IT'S CAUSE THE JOBS HAVE GONE OVER SEAS, BOY THERE ARE SURE MORE HISPANICS HERE TAKEN OUR JOBS! Meanwhile the truth is clear...you were spending your youth trying to impress some chick and trying to get the car of your dreams running....meanwhile your sperm was going inside an egg smashing your dreams forever. You sold your dream car, your hair fell out, your soul hung itself and is just waving in the wind now...

But hey It's tail gate time...time with Jake and Mike and the Boys...here they are..
Oh wow Jake looks old as shit....but he is good ole boy! How's it going jake?

Jake: Not too good I smoke a to and now I am going to die

Oh that is too bad...don't go there don't get said on TAILGATING DAY..
"I AM SURE IT WILL TURN AROUND!" There's Mike...Good old Mike..this is going to be like the good old days where Mike is fun. MIKE WHAT IS GOING ON MY MAN

Mike: The kids are sick...wait *checks phone* sorry I have to leave I guess my youngest is sick

It's ok...don't feel said...this type of shit happens all the time...There is still the game right???? MAN THIS IS LIKE COLLEGE GLUG GLUG GLUG WHISKEY BEER YEAH TITTIES ZZ-TOP WOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO GLUG GLUG

It's gametime!!! *TOMAHAWK CHOP BABY CHIEEEEFS!!HOME OF THE CHIEFS WHOOOOOO***

wait where the **** is the flyover...whats with these crappy planes...
what is with this black I mean Rap music...i MEAN cRAP music...right people????!!
Oh well I remember when they played the Stones and Black Betty. That shit was Real music. I can't even understand these black peoples words

*Editors note the song he is listening to is by EMI****ING EM A WHITE PERSON"

Holthus: And the Chiefs lose 28-14...Smith added a Late TD to make the game look closer than what it is.

Welp time to go home...those chiefs....I better text Mike "Hey mike better luck next weekend right" Go Chiefs

MIKE Texts: Oh the chiefs lost? I have been at childrens mercy my kid is sick

Yeah they lost but I thought the pass rush looked good.

MIke Texts: Yep..always next week. Btw I can't go next weekend we are doing something as a family

HAHA LOL You are so pussy whipped.

*heads home*

*Drinks beer all day and night watching football wife is not nagging anymore because she doesn't even love you enough to nag anymore....she doesn't have the balls to kill herself because that would make her a bad mother, instead she just keeps pumping in anti-depressants the way she used to dump cock into her mouth when she was cheating on you*

Monday morning....what a good weekend of football! Why won't my debit card work...*calls the bank* You have no money left in fact you are overdrawn and will pay a fee.

This is a mistake!!! *Checks balance* All the money and booze went towards the game that the chiefs played like shit

Thats it that is the last time I go to a chiefs tailgate

Thursday comes around

*I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE CHIEFS THIS WEEKEND... WHO WANTS TO TAILGATE??""

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[Demonpenz]

Anyone tailgating?