Royals Slugger gets a lap dance NSFW - Page 3

dmahurin · 03-24-2013, 06:45 PM

http://deadspin.com/does-sluggerrr-t...ium=socialflow

Picture is in the link.

What you see below is a very NSFW photo of what appears to be Sluggerrr, the Kansas City Royals' mascot, enjoying the view at a party attended by our tipster's buddies.

It's a buddy of mine in the background I didn't take the pic another guy I know did... Absolutely hilarious no clue all I know is if you have a couple hundred bucks and invite slugger to a party he will pretty much party! I assume most parties are for bdays and kids shit but that's why this is awesome.

So! Does Sluggerrr just go to any old party and get down and dirty? How many mascot lap dances does it take to pay off law school? (Darren, maybe you can field that one.) Did someone lie in the "Description of what Sluggerrr is supposed to do at your special event" portion of the online booking form? Has someone absconded with Sluggerrr, like our tube-steak friend from Milwaukee? Is that even Sluggerrr? Who is the towel for?

As you can see, there are a lot of questions here that need answering, but our tipster has gone silent, saying he's caught flack for posting the picture in the first place. So, dear readers, is this really Slugerrr getting a lapperrr from some lady? Have you ever rented Sluggerrr for a seedy party? Let us know, would you?

CoMoChief · 03-24-2013, 10:12 PM

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**Buck** · 03-24-2013, 10:14 PM

What did I just jerk off too?

ROYC75 · 03-24-2013, 11:02 PM

Up next for the Royals is Slugger, the wind up, the pitch, Ohhhhh, Slugger just took one in the groin.

RedDread · 03-24-2013, 11:04 PM

I think if I was that stripper, that would be the point when I said I'd hit rock bottom.

SPchief · 03-24-2013, 11:45 PM

What kind of lame bachelor party is that? 4 guys, a stripper, and sluggerr? And Sluggerr is the one getting a lapdance?

03-24-2013, 06:45 PM
dmahurin Veteran Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $1604896	Slugger gets a lap dance NSFW http://deadspin.com/does-sluggerrr-t...ium=socialflow Picture is in the link. What you see below is a very NSFW photo of what appears to be Sluggerrr, the Kansas City Royals' mascot, enjoying the view at a party attended by our tipster's buddies. It's a buddy of mine in the background I didn't take the pic another guy I know did... Absolutely hilarious no clue all I know is if you have a couple hundred bucks and invite slugger to a party he will pretty much party! I assume most parties are for bdays and kids shit but that's why this is awesome. So! Does Sluggerrr just go to any old party and get down and dirty? How many mascot lap dances does it take to pay off law school? (Darren, maybe you can field that one.) Did someone lie in the "Description of what Sluggerrr is supposed to do at your special event" portion of the online booking form? Has someone absconded with Sluggerrr, like our tube-steak friend from Milwaukee? Is that even Sluggerrr? Who is the towel for? As you can see, there are a lot of questions here that need answering, but our tipster has gone silent, saying he's caught flack for posting the picture in the first place. So, dear readers, is this really Slugerrr getting a lapperrr from some lady? Have you ever rented Sluggerrr for a seedy party? Let us know, would you?
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03-24-2013, 10:14 PM	#32
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8309900	What did I just jerk off too?
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03-24-2013, 11:02 PM	#33
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5579400	Up next for the Royals is Slugger, the wind up, the pitch, Ohhhhh, Slugger just took one in the groin. __________________ Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. John Lennon
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RedDread Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Back in KC Casino cash: $10007771	I think if I was that stripper, that would be the point when I said I'd hit rock bottom.
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03-24-2013, 11:45 PM	#35
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