TSA to Allow Pocket Knives On Planes

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

a small knife isn't getting someone pass the steel door to the cockpit.


a shampoo bottle of explosives might


or it could just blow a hole in the plane and decompress everything

Until a terrorist puts a small knife to a woman or child's throat and says open this door or we spill some blood.

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by lcarus

Until a terrorist puts a small knife to a woman or child's throat and says open this door or we spill some blood.

then the pilot just calls Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

then the pilot just calls Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris

Well yeah, obviously. I didn't think about that. They should just clone Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris and have one or two of them on every plane. Problem solved.

[KCWolfman]

Originally Posted by lcarus

Until a terrorist puts a small knife to a woman or child's throat and says open this door or we spill some blood.

They couldn't grip a small child's throat with their fists before this?

I bet I can cause more damage more quickly crushing the larynx of a kid before a 6 cm knife could get to a carotid.