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Old 11-26-2014, 11:34 AM  
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The worst thing family does on holidays...
Just interested in things family, in-laws, friends do to meals on Thanksgiving holidays?

Is it packaged gravy mix? Boxed stuffing? Burned turkey?

I've got a few... my father-in-law goes all out. From scratch everything. Except he throws the turkey drippings down the sink and makes McCormick's packaged gravy.

But that's not even the worst. He microwaves his turkey. Not even kidding. It's horrifying. But to be fair, it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds.
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Old 11-26-2014, 01:29 PM   #76
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Old 11-26-2014, 01:30 PM   #77
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Old 11-26-2014, 01:31 PM   #78
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I envision a table full of people, eating in silence. only the subtle, muted clanking of silverware hitting the plates. each person, quickly making eye contact with one another, then averting their eyes. all of whom are desperately wanting to ask the question of 'whappened to the TV".

when the FIL askes someone to pass the gravy, a family member reaches for it, while the others make eye contact with them - 'nudging' them with their eye movement to ask the question. as the FIL reaches for the gravy, they see the family member begin to open their mouth. All eating stops as they wait for 'the question', only to be disappointed with the question of "...so, the carpets look nice. Did you have them cleaned".


...then the subtle, mute clanking of silverware to plate continues.
Lol.

I'm anticipating the family sitting around watching one of those home renovation shows on DIY Network and they give a hole patching demonstration and the room goes into an awkward silence with my wife finally reaching her breaking point and spouting off "dad! You could've killed mom!!!"
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My gf's family aren't drinkers....She loves coming to my family's because we booze it up pretty hard
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Old 11-26-2014, 01:33 PM   #82
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We are going to my SIL house this year. My Nephew has a new girlfriend who will talk nonstop about vegan organic gluten free bullsh*t. The worst part is trying to look her in the eye's and not looking down at really big boob's. My BIL's sister will be there that is a super Jewish liberal who will get in a big argument with my libertarian Son. Good Times.
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We are going to my SIL house this year. My Nephew has a new girlfriend who will talk nonstop about vegan organic gluten free bullsh*t. The worst part is trying to look her in the eye's and not looking down at really big boob's. My BIL's sister will be there that is a super Jewish liberal who will get in a big argument with my libertarian Son. Good Times.
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man....I'd roll into that place with my own taters. lol
Last year when we visited them and went to the grocery store I bought a bag of potatoes and made my own.
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Oh, here's a good one that my wife saved the day on regarding mashed potatoes.

Apparently my MIL was going down the list of items we were going to have for dinner and she planned on serving instant mashed potatoes. Their side of the family does this all the time, they think they taste just the same. And at a regular meal, nobody is going to complain, but not on a holiday folks. My wife flipped shit and told her that wasn't going to happen and she'd be bring an enormous pot of real mashed potatoes.

My wife was an instant potatoes sort of gal before she met me. When we first moved in together she tried to buy a box of that shit, and I told her they weren't an option.



Instant mashed potatoes went off my menu the second I got married. It was ok for feeding myself, but...

And my wife makes the absolute best mashed potatoes ever. They are stunning.
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The worst is really from the point of view of my wife. The first year we had Thanksgiving together, my mother made the bird. My family never ate the drumsticks -- I never even thought about it -- so my mother shows up with a cooked bird and my wife is like "errr...drumsticks?" (her favorite part, of course, her family would fight over them).

Mom: oh, I always throw them out.

My wife:
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The worst is really from the point of view of my wife. The first year we had Thanksgiving together, my mother made the bird. My family never ate the drumsticks -- I never even thought about it -- so my mother shows up with a cooked bird and my wife is like "errr...drumsticks?" (her favorite part, of course, her family would fight over them).

Mom: oh, I always throw them out.

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Why would you throw them out? WTF?

I don't think they are the best or anything, but why would you waste perfectly good meat?
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Why would you throw them out? WTF?

I don't think they are the best or anything, but why would you waste perfectly good meat?

I, umm, honestly cannot tell you. What's really weird is that it's not like my family didn't eat chicken legs. Go to KFC, drumsticks, hooray! Cook turkey, my mother trashes the drumsticks. And she and my Dad grew up in the depression. When she died I must've thrown out, no lie, 100 of those stupid plastic cake-holder thingies. The ones that you get from a supermarket when you buy a cake. She would use them for whatever, and being Depression-era would keep shit like that forever.

But drumsticks -- into the trash.

I ate a drumstick-free turkey my entire childhood and never really even thought about it. Then my wife shows up on the scene and is like "WHAAAAAT?!?!"
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