My Wet Dream Mock Draft

[T-post Tom]

I'm not saying it's going to happen, but it could based on current speculation by the so called "experts." Based on this juicy mock draft, the Chiefs would get any DEs after the first round. Enjoy...

1. Dolphins – Jake Long (OT)
2. Rams – Chris Long (DE)
3. Falcons – Matt Ryan (QB)
4. Oakland – G. Dorsey (DT)
5. Saints – S. Ellis (DT) [traded #10 pick, an undetermined pick in 2009 & Jamaal Brown to Chiefs]
6. Jets – V. Gholston (DE)
7. Pats – K. Rivers (OLB)
8. Ravens – Ryan Clady (OT)
9. Bengals – D. Harvey (DE)
10. Cowboys – D. McFaddin (RB) [traded #22, #28, & undetermined 2009 picks to Chiefs]
11. Bills – D. Rodgers-Cromartie (CB)
12. Broncos – C. Williams (OT)
13. Panthers – J. Otah (OT)
14. Bears – R. Mendenhall (RB)
15. Lions – M. Jenkins (CB)
16. Cards – J. Stewart (RB)
17. Chiefs -- B. Albert (OG/OT) [traded J. Allen to Vikes]
18. Texans -- L.McElvin (CB)
19. Eagles – F.Jones (RB)
20. Bucs – D.Jackson (WR)
21. Skins – D.Thomas (WR)
22. Chiefs – L.Sweed (WR) [traded #10 pick to Cowboys]
23. Steelers – G.Cherilus (OT)
24. Titans – D.Keller (TE)
25. Seahawks – K.Balmer (DT)
26. Jags – P.Merling (DE)
27. Chargers – D.Morgan (SS)
28. Chiefs – A.Talib (CB) [traded #10 pick to Cowboys]
29. 49ers – C.Campbell (DE)
30. Packers – B.Flowers (CB)
31. Giants – K.Phillips (FS)

[Mecca]

I said quickness not straight line speed, do you need some education about the difference in what each one is?

[T-post Tom]

Originally Posted by Mecca

I said quickness not straight line speed, do you need some education about the difference in what each one is?

U missed the point, jr. You're discounting Sweed's talent & draft position just like Bowe's naysayers did last year. Time will tell.

[Mecca]

Have you looked at this WR class?

It is AWFUL, when Devin Thomas is the best guy, that ain't good.

[T-post Tom]

Originally Posted by Mecca

Have you looked at this WR class?

It is AWFUL, when Devin Thomas is the best guy, that ain't good.

I'm not talking about the whole class. I'm talking about one receiver.

Frank Coyle is very respected in the NFL. He has Thomas as the 18th best overall player in the draft and Sweed as #25. Let me know when your credentials match up with Coyle's.

"Frank Coyle is a nationally known pro football scout who publishes Draft Insiders' Digest. In it's 17th season, DraftInsiders.com is a website and publication dedicated to the year round coverage of NFL and NCAA Football."

[Chief Chief]

Did CP and Herm suddenly develop a severe case of decidophobia? Are they now know as the CP & Herm Trading Company? Will the Chiefs shut out all of the other teams when at the end of the year all of their starting players are named to the All-Rookie Team, B Squad?

I can envision the trade down with the Aints. And if KC was a powerhouse team like NE they could afford to continue trading down. But KC has alot of critical needs and WILL USE Pick #10 to get a major player. They can't afford not to.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Jesus fucking Christ. This draft is driving me crazy.

Let's trade down from the spot where we can get an elite player and grab an OT with injury concerns, a cornerback who runs in quicksand with a drug problem, and a wide receiver who runs sloppier routes than Stephen Hawking.

And this is your "wet dream" mock??

I can just imagine your "turn ons"...

"Walking through thorn bushes", "Contracting gonorrhea", "Flagellation", "Cauterizing my asshole shut with a soldering iron", "Pouring Drano down my pisshole".

I'm going to give you one chance, Tom. You're entering a world of pain.


Tom, you're entering a world of pain

MARK IT ZERO!!

[old_geezer]

[QUOTE='Hamas' Jenkins;4710287]Jesus fucking Christ. This draft is driving me crazy.

Let's trade down from the spot where we can get an elite player and grab an OT with injury concerns, a cornerback who runs in quicksand with a drug problem, and a wide receiver who runs sloppier routes than Stephen Hawking.

And this is your "wet dream" mock??

I can just imagine your "turn ons"...

"Walking through thorn bushes", "Contracting gonorrhea", "Flagellation", "Cauterizing my asshole shut with a soldering iron", "Pouring Drano down my pisshole".

I'm going to give you one chance, Tom. You're entering a world of pain.


Tom, you're entering a world of pain

MARK IT ZERO!!

Rep!!!!!!!!!!! My feelings exactly. I actually got nauseous looking at that "wet dream". If we draft that poorly I'll start rooting for Minnesota.

[suds79]

Since we're doing wet dream mocks, why not this?

5th - Glen Dorsey falls to us.... Remember when he was widely regarded as the best player in this draft? He might still be.

17th - Chris Williams. Ideal LT size and they say his strong suit is in pass protection. Perfect! Because if there's one thing I want my LT to be best at, it's pass protection. Sacks just kill drives.

[royr17]

I like your mock draft, But # 1 the Cowboys want trade there 2 firsts for a 10 spot, next Branden Albert wont be there at # 17, but I like trading our # 5 pick to the saints for the # 10 pick and OT Jammal Brown.

[Ebolapox]

erm. that's a nightmare draft.

[Al Bundy]

Talib doesn't make it past Tampa.

[Sully]

By "Wet Dream" do you mean "Cold Sweat?"