CNN.com--Michael Jackson plea bargain; pleads guilty

Chiefs Pantalones · 03-10-2005, 12:16 PM

Jackson Plea Bargain.

www.cnn.com

Michael Jackson will plead guilty on account of being sent to the juvenile detention center for 5 months in Las Vegas, and ordered to pay $3 million to the School of Dermatology at the University of Southern Calfornia, sources say. The two places where Jackson, 47, has spent the most of his time, love, and money.

The proclaimed "King of Pop" is getting off easy, according to prosecutors, and will probably be getting off for another 5 months, literally. Even with the legal issues almost aside, the pop star will be in even more debt than he already is, due to the $3 million pay out, but money can't buy that face, or that facial hair, or that body that is woman-like in every way...in ways that make women like Ashlee Simpson jealous.

siberian khatru · 03-10-2005, 12:18 PM

Well, I guess that's better than a fake "so-and-so signs with ...!" thread.

Chiefs Pantalones · 03-10-2005, 12:28 PM

true story, sib.

Eleazar · 03-10-2005, 12:34 PM

Funny, I don't see anything about a plea bargain there.

03-10-2005, 12:16 PM
Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $7918717	CNN.com--Michael Jackson plea bargain; pleads guilty Jackson Plea Bargain. www.cnn.com Michael Jackson will plead guilty on account of being sent to the juvenile detention center for 5 months in Las Vegas, and ordered to pay $3 million to the School of Dermatology at the University of Southern Calfornia, sources say. The two places where Jackson, 47, has spent the most of his time, love, and money. The proclaimed "King of Pop" is getting off easy, according to prosecutors, and will probably be getting off for another 5 months, literally. Even with the legal issues almost aside, the pop star will be in even more debt than he already is, due to the $3 million pay out, but money can't buy that face, or that facial hair, or that body that is woman-like in every way...in ways that make women like Ashlee Simpson jealous.
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03-10-2005, 12:18 PM	#2
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $2564950	Well, I guess that's better than a fake "so-and-so signs with ...!" thread.
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03-10-2005, 12:28 PM	#3
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03-10-2005, 12:34 PM	#4
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Funny, I don't see anything about a plea bargain there.
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