Life I got propositioned to be an older gay gentleman's fap material - Page 3

Fritz88 · 07-13-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater

Yeah, you're gay and don't know it.

Garcia Bronco · 07-13-2009, 03:56 PM

Effing disgusting.

Demonpenz · 07-13-2009, 04:00 PM

does this gym have track lighting?

**Donger** · 07-13-2009, 04:01 PM

Show tune muzak?

Demonpenz · 07-13-2009, 04:02 PM

I always found it wierd my gym was playing officer and gentleman on repeat and it always seemed to be the part when richard gear was in his underwear.

Demonpenz · 07-13-2009, 04:10 PM

I remember one time I was ****ing this guy in the ass and he tried to kiss me. I was like get the **** away ****ot

**Bowser** · 07-13-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I remember one time I was ****ing this guy in the ass and he tried to kiss me. I was like get the **** away ****ot

You're not gay, but your boyfriend is.

**Scorp** · 07-13-2009, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I remember one time I was ****ing this guy in the ass and he tried to kiss me. I was like get the **** away ****ot

This is gonna make a great sig.

listopencil · 07-13-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I remember one time I was ****ing this guy in the ass and he tried to kiss me. I was like get the **** away ****ot

Heh hah hah heh, oh shit. You cracked me up. Gotta admit it.

**Donger** · 07-13-2009, 04:13 PM

One of my closest friends in junior high school once asked me during a sleep over, "Would you accept a BJ from a guy?"

I naturally replied, "Ummm, no. I'm not homosexual."

He responded with: "Well, the way I see it - a mouth's a mouth."

Hammock Parties · 07-13-2009, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

One of my closest friends in junior high school once asked me during a sleep over, "Would you accept a BJ from a guy?"

I naturally replied, "Ummm, no. I'm not homosexual."

He responded with: "Well, the way I see it - a mouth's a mouth."

I don't think I knew what a blowjob WAS in junior high school.

Fritz88 · 07-13-2009, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

One of my closest friends in junior high school once asked me during a sleep over, "Would you accept a BJ from a guy?"

I naturally replied, "Ummm, no. I'm not homosexual."

He responded with: "Well, the way I see it - a mouth's a mouth."

**** that, it made sense.

JD10367 · 07-13-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

One of my closest friends in junior high school once asked me during a sleep over, ~~"Would you accept a BJ from a guy?"~~" "Can I blow you?"

Fixed for accuracy, since that's what he was really asking, LOL.

listopencil · 07-13-2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

One of my closest friends in junior high school once asked me during a sleep over, "Would you accept a BJ from a guy?"

I naturally replied, "Ummm, no. I'm not homosexual."

He responded with: "Well, the way I see it - a mouth's a mouth."

But that was in England. That kind of stuff is normal over there, isn't it?

SDChiefs · 07-13-2009, 04:15 PM

Maybe you should think about cancelling youre membership and moving on to a gym on another side of town.

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Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10079900 VARSITY	One of my closest friends in junior high school once asked me during a sleep over, "Would you accept a BJ from a guy?" I naturally replied, "Ummm, no. I'm not homosexual." He responded with: "Well, the way I see it - a mouth's a mouth." __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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