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03-27-2009, 12:34 AM | #3 |
**** SOC & **** YOU
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8.2 seconds = I love you
4.5 seconds = You're not attractive 0.0 seconds = holy shit you have some big tits |
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03-27-2009, 12:40 AM | #4 |
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There is no such thing as love at first sight. The entire concept is completely asinine. I don't know why people even think it sounds good. Why would you want to love someone on looks alone? That is what love at first sight is. I have "I want to ejaculate all over her face" at first sight. But that is about it. Just another article written to raise some eyebrows, that was it's only purpose.
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03-27-2009, 12:45 AM | #5 | |
Threepeat!
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I wonder if a blind man has ever wanted to ejaculate all over the face of someone he just met.
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03-27-2009, 12:45 AM | #6 |
Threepeat!
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03-27-2009, 07:35 AM | #7 |
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He would if his hands weren't so busy.
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03-27-2009, 07:44 AM | #8 |
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I like it when you're out in the world, and your eyes meet, and your eyes stay locked until you pass eachother.
That's my type of commitment.
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03-27-2009, 05:03 PM | #9 |
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Well, apparently I'm in love with T-Post Tom's avatar.
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03-27-2009, 07:28 PM | #10 |
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anyone that has been to a bar/club could of told them this...
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03-27-2009, 07:52 PM | #11 |
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My wife said she was love at first sight for me.
we met in ad class and I had a backwards turned cap and baggy shorts like the thuggy guys she dated in college......but I was nice and smart. |
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03-27-2009, 08:02 PM | #12 | |
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03-27-2009, 09:06 PM | #13 | |
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For example, when I was single, if I would see a woman with a perfect combination of thoughtful eyes, a slightly worried/sympathetic tilt to her eyebrows, a very slight little overbite, an angular jaw, a shy smile, and shoulder-length hair that she tucked back behind her ear, that information would tell me that she was smart, thoughtful, caring, attractive, and (the ear thing) a little kinky, which defines the perfect wife. Now, having fallen in love at first sight, the key was that when I would get to know such a woman she would inevitably fall short of my ideal and I would fall out of love with her, but that doesn't diminish the fact that I did fall in love with her. For example, if I was single and my heart wasn't already filled with love for my smart, thoughtful, caring, attractive, and [censored] wife, I would be in love with this woman.
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03-27-2009, 09:09 PM | #14 |
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You weren't in love. You had a boner.
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03-27-2009, 09:13 PM | #15 |
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You don't understand love.
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