Poop What the hell is wrong with my new roommate? - Page 3

el borracho · 05-02-2009, 01:54 PM

Dude moved in on April 19th and has gone through 10 rolls of toilet paper. 10! 10 rolls in less than 2 weeks! In fact, I put a new roll on the holder at about 9:15 pm last night and when I went to the restroom at 8:15 this morning it was empty! WTF? I have lived with numerous roommates, male and female, over the years and have never seen anything like this. Should I be scared for this guy?

bowener · 05-02-2009, 02:28 PM

el borracho · 05-02-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

He's wackin it and wiping his ass

In my experience those two activities should not be done on the same visit and, further, the two combined don't require an entire roll of TP in an 11 hour period.

el borracho · 05-02-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener

Its not shit thats clogging anything so dont feel ill. He is just OCD or something, and has to wipe his asshole until it is so chapped that it bleeds.

Like that's not a sickening thought.

bowener · 05-02-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener

Yeah, he calls her an asshole... 3:13.

Watch the video, its ****ing funny.

kstater · 05-02-2009, 02:32 PM

Uhh, stop providing him TP?

bowener · 05-02-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

Like that's not a sickening thought.

Go by him some capstick and expressly tell him it is for his chapped asshole... then when he looks confused, explain your concern.

el borracho · 05-02-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Have you asked him? I mean, if it's that much, then you should only have to buy the toilet paper every fourth or fifth time you run low.

I haven't asked him. When he moved in I had 8 rolls in the cabinet and one on the holder. As of this morning there was 1 in the cabinet and an empty on the holder.

For sure I will keep my own supply in my room from now on but now I'm just concerned and, honestly, a bit disturbed. I mean... what the hell goes on in that room?!

Thig Lyfe · 05-02-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener

Have you seen Louis CK? He calls his DAUGHTER a ****ing bitch! You need to see that skit, its funny.

Skit?

**luv** · 05-02-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

I haven't asked him. When he moved in I had 8 rolls in the cabinet and one on the holder. As of this morning there was 1 in the cabinet and an empty on the holder.

For sure I will keep my own supply in my room from now on but now I'm just concerned and, honestly, a bit disturbed. I mean... what the hell goes on in that room?!

How did said roommate become said roommate?

chop · 05-02-2009, 02:37 PM

I think you need to tell the guy to totally finish before using the tp.

bowener · 05-02-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer

Skit?

Im sorry, I used the wrong colloquial term.

ACT. Is that better? Have you seen his act?

Thig Lyfe · 05-02-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bowener

Im sorry, I used the wrong colloquial term.

ACT. Is that better? Have you seen his act?

"Skit" is just a word that ****ing bugs me. Like "moist" is for some people. The thing here is that you're not even talking about sketch comedy, which is where "skit" is most often misused. You're talking about stand-up.

I've seen his ACT as well as his BIT about how his daughter is an asshole.

Add these to your glossary.

P.S. Correct usage of "skit":

Hey, did you see the skit at the pep assembly? All the football players dressed like girls! LOL!

bowener · 05-02-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by chop

I think you need to tell the guy to totally finish before using the tp.

**** that, punish him for fun. Go get some spray adhesive and spray 4 rolls of toilet paper until they are like rubber on the outside and place them in the cabinet or wherever you store them, and leave about 2 feet on the roll with a note at the end of it expressing your concern... then laugh!

Or, maybe, go get one of those water jet tooth cleaning systems and ask him to use that for the sake of the trees or something.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-02-2009, 02:44 PM

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

**luv** · 05-02-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer

"Skit" is just a word that ****ing bugs me. Like "moist" is for some people. The thing here is that you're not even talking about sketch comedy, which is where "skit" is most often misused. You're talking about stand-up.

I've seen his ACT as well as his BIT about how his daughter is an asshole.

Add these to your glossary.

P.S. Correct usage of "skit":

Hey, did you see the skit at the pep assembly? All the football players dressed like girls! LOL!

Are you anal, or what?

05-02-2009, 01:54 PM
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