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Old 04-19-2007, 08:38 PM  
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so I made out with this girl at a bar last night
but I can't get my hair to look right tonight...and she wants to hang out...

You think my chances are still good?
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:02 PM   #61
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ok guys wish me luck!!
One last thought when kissing her imagine you are kissing Huard. That should help the tongue action
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:03 PM   #62
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:03 PM   #63
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One last thought when kissing her imagine you are kissing Huard. That should help the tongue action
Just don't try to suck her dick. Either she doesn't have one or doesn't want you to know about it.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:04 PM   #64
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Before today I would've told you that if you smell poop you have the wrong hole, but anymore who knows.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:05 PM   #65
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:10 PM   #66
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ok guys wish me luck!!
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:36 PM   #67
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I hope he spent some time concentrating on the pubes and not just on the hair on his head...girls dont like a messy "area"..alil talcum powder on the fellas never hurts
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:42 PM   #68
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Is it too late to offer advice? I think he should shave her name into his hair, and then write her name all over his face in magic marker, and, depending on how hard she is to impress, maybe also carve her name into his forearms with the sharp edge of a tin can. Women like commitment.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:45 PM   #69
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man I just want some poooooontang...I don't care what she looks like...
You might want to look first it might be goChiefs in costume.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:46 PM   #70
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Is it too late to offer advice? I think he should shave her name into his hair, and then write her name all over his face in magic marker, and, depending on how hard she is to impress, maybe also carve her name into his forearms with the sharp edge of a tin can. Women like commitment.
I can verify the latter option doesn't work. My ex-girlfriend carved the name of my current girlfriend into her wrists the summer after HS graduation. Heh. Craziness.
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A 10 spot says shes got him on a ladder cleaning out her gutters by 3 pm saturday.....
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I can verify the latter option doesn't work. My ex-girlfriend carved the name of my current girlfriend into her wrists the summer after HS graduation. Heh. Craziness.
Was she a softball coach or something?
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:48 PM   #74
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:49 PM   #75
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Was she a softball coach or something?
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