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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-24-2013, 07:37 PM   #286
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I can see the scores of Tru Fans fist pumping over the selection already. An early Christmas gift for Lil Chiefy.
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Old 04-24-2013, 08:11 PM   #287
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:46 PM   #288
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So I guess this means the bet is off?
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:59 PM   #289
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So I guess this means the bet is off?
Oh **** no. No matter where he goes, right Direckshun? And now, hes playing for the shitty-assed Jags, and guarding Gabbert. Dieckshun; your mother****ing ass is MINE.
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:59 PM   #290
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Old 04-25-2013, 10:00 PM   #291
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Oh **** no. No matter where he goes, right Direckshun? And now, hes playing for the shitty-assed Jags, and guarding Gabbert. Dieckshun; your mother****ing ass is MINE.
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Old 04-25-2013, 10:01 PM   #292
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Oh **** no. No matter where he goes, right Direckshun?
Exactly.
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Old 04-26-2013, 01:28 PM   #293
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All bets are still on.

If you are in a bet with me over Joeckel, and wish to revise it, PM me now.

Otherwise, all bets are still on.
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Old 04-26-2013, 01:30 PM   #294
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Dickshun about to get pounded into the dirt like Theon almost was in GoT two episodes ago. His only hope is if we draft Geno and he starts the last half of the season.
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Old 04-26-2013, 01:31 PM   #295
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Dickshun about to get pounded into the dirt like Theon almost was in GoT two episodes ago.
You want in?

Let's get this done.

What are your conditions if I lose, what are your conditions if I win.
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Old 04-26-2013, 01:33 PM   #296
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You want in?

Let's get this done.

What are your conditions if I lose, what are your conditions if I win.
No I don't want in. I just think it's stupid you think so much of Lube Joker. I hope he fails miserably and never starts again after this year, not because of injury, but because he's a liability.
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Old 04-26-2013, 01:35 PM   #297
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No I don't want in. I just think it's stupid you think so much of Lube Joker. I hope he fails miserably and never starts again after this year, not because of injury, but because he's a liability.
You're hoping your own left tackle fails miserably?

You do belong on ChiefsPlanet.
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Old 04-26-2013, 01:41 PM   #298
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We need to make a spinoff thread titled "The Joeckeling of Setsuna/Cockmon"


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Old 04-26-2013, 01:46 PM   #299
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You're hoping your own left tackle fails miserably?

You do belong on ChiefsPlanet.
Yes I certainly do. I don't want Khan & Caldwell to ever believe it's ok to draft a freakin OL that high ever again as long as they live. Not even as long as they're here. No one should be that reeruned making millions for salary.
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Old 06-23-2013, 09:56 PM   #300
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1. Joeckel has officially signed.

2. Eugene Monroe is the Jags' starting LT this year.

I know five assholes who are getting Joeckeled by the end of the season.
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