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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 06-23-2013, 10:00 PM   #301
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1. Joeckel has officially signed.

2. Eugene Monroe is the Jags' starting LT this year.

I know five assholes who are getting Joeckeled by the end of the season.
He's getting matched up against Watt/redding in base fronts 2x /year. He also gets werner/mathis, mercilus/reed/trevardo, 2x/year out of base and subs.

That's not even going into the rest of his schedule. Personally, I don't think he's going to be ultra shitty even if he gives up 7+ sacks simply due to his inept qb situation.
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Old 06-23-2013, 10:02 PM   #302
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1. Joeckel has officially signed.

2. Eugene Monroe is the Jags' starting LT this year.

I know five assholes who are getting Joeckeled by the end of the season.
Are you really still trying to play this fiddle?
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Old 06-24-2013, 12:04 AM   #303
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I want to revise our bet.

If he isn't going to start LT for the season then I want to change our bet for one game only & that game being against the Chiefs. Joeckel will give up 2 sacks playing RT. I don't want the season bet but I will bet this if you are game. We can get it over with early.

What say you Direckshun? Are you game?
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:37 PM   #304
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Yes, it is indeed happening, Direckshun.

So far I'm off to a pretty damn good start

Can't wait until he has to play two games against JJ Watt
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:37 PM   #305
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I want to revise our bet.

If he isn't going to start LT for the season then I want to change our bet for one game only & that game being against the Chiefs. Joeckel will give up 2 sacks playing RT. I don't want the season bet but I will bet this if you are game. We can get it over with early.

What say you Direckshun? Are you game?
Oooo, nice one. It's a shame an agreement couldn't get worked out.
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:38 PM   #306
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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Old 09-08-2013, 06:38 PM   #307
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Luke Joeckel will give up at least 7 sacks.

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Old 09-08-2013, 06:39 PM   #308
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:47 PM   #309
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:50 PM   #310
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Let's wait until PFF grades this thing out. PFF was the tool we agreed would determine how many sacks Joeckel was responsible for.
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Old 09-08-2013, 06:53 PM   #311
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Let's wait until PFF grades this thing out. PFF was the tool we agreed would determine how many sacks Joeckel was responsible for.
Good point. He could get tagged with more than just the three by Houston.
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What was it you were saying, Direckshun?

Bets are a check against bullshit? Or something like that?
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Let's wait until PFF grades this thing out. PFF was the tool we agreed would determine how many sacks Joeckel was responsible for.
He also missed the block on Hali when he got the INT TD
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What was it you were saying, Direckshun?

Bets are a check against bullshit? Or something like that?
Bets are a tax on bullshit. It's to prove we both mean what we say.

Mission accomplished on that score.

Now I just need to win.

Let's see how PFF credits the sacks. I'm certain at least one of those will be on Gabbert, not Joeckel.
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