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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:36 PM   #331
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Seeing how I never agreed to it...
Catapano beat him once. **** ur joker
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:39 PM   #332
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You made the bet. You had one opportunity to revise it, but you chose not to.

At this point, you are locked in. Backing out is welching at this point.
Show me where you revised the terms to Right Tackle, and I signed on.
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:41 PM   #333
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The bet, was that he would be playing LEFT TACKLE.
That was never part of the bet, ever.

That specific part of the bet was discussed in this very thread.

Prove me wrong.

You're still on.
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:41 PM   #334
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Show me where you revised the terms to Right Tackle, and I signed on.
The bet never specified a position on the line. Re-read the OP.

Don't welch. You're above that.
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:43 PM   #335
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The bet never specified a position on the line. Re-read the OP.

Don't welch. You're above that.
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Very well; you can suck my penis at the end of the season too. Are you happy now?
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:43 PM   #336
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:48 PM   #337
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:50 PM   #338
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He gave up 3 or 4 today, didn't he?
PFF is what we're using, so we'll know when they report.

We'll keep a running tally as the season progresses.
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:50 PM   #339
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This, for instance, is a bet:

If Joeckel gives up 7.0 sacks or more by the end of the season, I have to begin every post I start in the form of a question, Jeopardy style, until February 15th. If he gives up less, than KC Tattoo has to do that instead.

That's a bet because we both agreed to it.

This is supposed to be fun. Don't be an asshole.
Curious. If you lose this bet regarding Joeckel and the 7 sacks, what can we expect a typical Direckshun post to look like around late January?

Your username will be SNR's Bitch, and you'll wear my avatar and tagline of choice.

What will be the content?

Give me an example. Let's say you want to talk about the upcoming Super Bowl matchup. Incorporate all the elements required to fulfill your hypothetical lost bet
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:55 PM   #340
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Curious. If you lose this bet regarding Joeckel and the 7 sacks, what can we expect a typical Direckshun post to look like around late January?

Your username will be SNR's Bitch, and you'll wear my avatar and tagline of choice.

What will be the content?

Give me an example. Let's say you want to talk about the upcoming Super Bowl matchup. Incorporate all the elements required to fulfill your hypothetical lost bet
Let's maximize the hilarity and assume it's one of Clay's threads:

What is the sheer volume of this thread's awesomeness, Alex?

It's ****ing outstanding. I wish I had the wherewithal to conceive of all the moving parts it must have required to create this thread. My threads look at this thread and kill themselves.

The only thing that would allow my threads to even compare is if SNR provided them their blessing. Only SNR's golden touch could provide the burst needed for my threads to even sniff Clay's threads' jocks.
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Old 09-08-2013, 08:56 PM   #341
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Looking back, it seems that all of our sacks except the one by Poe came from the side Joeckel was on.

3 from Houston
1 from Jackson
1 from Catapano
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Old 09-08-2013, 09:11 PM   #344
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Looking back, it seems that all of our sacks except the one by Poe came from the side Joeckel was on.

3 from Houston
1 from Jackson
1 from Catapano
That doesn't mean they necessarily get credited to Joeckel, though.

Like I said. Let's wait to see how PFF sizes it up. They're the ruler we're using.
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