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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:52 PM   #361
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Old 09-09-2013, 12:53 PM   #362
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Once again proving that PFF is a bunch of subjective nonsense based on some nameless idiot watching on a computer and just...deciding who is responsible for what.
Does the fact that they assign errors in baseball really irk you?
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:22 PM   #363
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The PFF reviews are in: Joeckel gave up another sack this week.

The 2013 Joeckel-ometer stands at: 2.0

It is not looking pretty for a pro-Joeckeler like myself.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:23 PM   #364
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Better "rating" than Fisher though.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:24 PM   #365
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Better "rating" than Fisher though.
Fisher and Joeckel are both off to poor starts.

Fisher is 61st at -3.9
Joeckel is 50th at -2.3

DJ Fluker has been the best rookie RT thus far.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:26 PM   #366
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That makes sense since Fluker was actually a RT.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:28 PM   #367
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I want you to tell me that you are a false prophet, and that Joeckel is a superstition.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:29 PM   #368
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Forgive them, Joeckel, for they know not what they do.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:30 PM   #369
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:30 PM   #370
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It'd be funny if Joeckel and Fisher both sucked and we should have taken the fattest of all the RTs.

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Old 09-16-2013, 07:36 PM   #371
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:38 PM   #372
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:47 PM   #373
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