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Old 09-18-2013, 05:09 PM   Topic Starter
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Without getting into too much detail I'm back in my home town in PA for family reasons. I got stuck watching 4 nieces and nephews between the ages of 5 and 12 while my brother and sisters were out taking care of some business.

I've dealt with everything between spilled drinks, broken glass, a momentary lost child while trying to make sure the others didn't get lost in the process to a 20 pound dumbbells getting rolled down the steps while I was trying to have 10 minutes of peace trying to take a dump which I thought was a child rolling down the steps from the sound of the noise.

Literally got up so fast I forgot to wipe my ass and didn't realize it till 20 minutes later.

I just want to say to all the parents of ChiefPlanet, God Bless You. If I had kids I'm willing to wager they would have about a 60:40 ratio of surviving till they became self sufficient. I don't know how you do it.

I'm getting drunk right now and having a vasectomy tomorrow. And no, I'm not kidding.

**** that! At least I'll be in the right state to finally watch a Chiefs game for once. Had to let that one out.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:12 PM   #2
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:15 PM   #3
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We lead pretty similar life styles from my understanding. I'll fly you up next time for help.

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Old 09-18-2013, 05:12 PM   #4
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:14 PM   #5
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:37 PM   #6
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My 63 year old brother and his wife just took custody, temporary, of a 4 month old. Im taking him wine this weekend. He said he had forgotten the joys of burping and diapers. Bless him for being a good person but man...i could not do it
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:12 AM   #7
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My 63 year old brother and his wife just took custody, temporary, of a 4 month old. Im taking him wine this weekend. He said he had forgotten the joys of burping and diapers. Bless him for being a good person but man...i could not do it
At that age, it's just the crying part - at least there immobile.

Once they start to crawl - that's when the shit hits the fan.
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:41 PM   #8
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Old 09-18-2013, 06:55 PM   #9
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:15 PM   #10
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Heh, this is why I rarely post anymore. Forget it.
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:19 PM   #11
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Old 09-18-2013, 05:41 PM   #13
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If it's good enough for Lipizzaner stallions, it's good enough for kids.
Had a bull get a piece of wire wrapped around his back leg just above the hoof.
When I ran him down into the shoot his hips got stuck. I kicked at him and whacked him and no dice.
give him the hot shot and nothing.
That ain't good.

Busted him four times in a row and he sanded the alley and loaded.

Random hotshot story.
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