****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[KcMizzou]

Figures that the #1 and #2 rushing offenses in the SEC meet in the Championship. Mizzou is also stacked at WR, though. It's not just DGB.

[Eleazar]

I think we can win. Auburn deserves to be where they are. I think some people are put off by what they see as two lucky wins in a row, but they won games all up and down that schedule and you don't turn it around from winning 0 games to being in the championship game in the toughest conference in the country without being a quality team.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I don't think a Mizzou win would be a shock at all. Seems like a pretty even matchup to me.

Agree.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

Pinkel looks bored

Fire Pinkel *sarcasm*

[Pitt Gorilla]

[Pitt Gorilla]

[Dr. Gigglepants]

what every Missouri fan would like to say to the Tigers today

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danoshinsky/...he-tigers-toda

[Pitt Gorilla]

Mason & Max have formed special bond. He gave Max thus shirt & Max has worn his name on his wrist tape last few games.

[KcMizzou]

Josey's comeback has been amazing. "Remarkable" as Pinkle would say. So happy for that kid.

[crispystl]

Originally Posted by Cochise

As a Missouri fan it's hard to expect to win this game, but we get a shot at them. It's hard to figure out how we will stop them on the ground, but nobody expected us to be here in the first place. I've no idea what to expect. A shootout? A drubbing? Shocking the world?

I think they'll have just as much trouble stopping us as we will them.

[Pepe Silvia]

Definately need to get out to a quick start, cannot afford to wait until 6 minutes left in the first half to hit pay dirt.

[TribalElder]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

They rushed for just shy of 300 yards last week.

Against Alabama.

I think Mizzou can win. I hope they win. But saying Auburn isn't impressive is a bit over zealous.

52 attempts... damn, they run the **** out of the ball

http://www.cfbstats.com/2013/team/8/...e/gamelog.html

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

52 attempts... damn, they run the **** out of the ball

http://www.cfbstats.com/2013/team/8/...e/gamelog.html

Marshall is great with his fakes too, you never seem to know when he's got the ball.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

52 attempts... damn, they run the **** out of the ball

http://www.cfbstats.com/2013/team/8/...e/gamelog.html

Running for almost 6 ypc against Bama is kinda scary actually.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Auburn's offensive efficiency just straight terrifies me. That's an excellent offensive team.