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Old 04-30-2008, 09:03 AM   #1
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my preferred method of voiding also. i've found out the morning after, i've destroyed a whole roll of toilet paper. the wife doesn't see any humor in it.
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:46 PM   #2
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Sometimes I pee when I squat. It's really hard for me to get a spotter at the gym.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:42 AM   #3
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Sometimes I pee when I squat. It's really hard for me to get a spotter at the gym.
I really don't understand what the spotter would have to do to keep this from happening.

We must use spotters differently...
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Old 04-29-2008, 10:56 PM   #4
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:19 PM   #5
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:24 PM   #6
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:34 AM   #7
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:30 AM   #8
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I remember as a kid my mother made me squat cause my aim was terrible. I felt degraded after that so I just pissed outside.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:32 AM   #9
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I remember as a kid my mother made me squat cause my aim was terrible. I felt degraded after that so I just pissed outside.
i've got 5bathrooms in my house and still go outside to pi$$.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:40 AM   #10
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:58 AM   #11
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:52 AM   #13
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It's actually not healthy for a male to sit and pee regularly... a buddy of mine was telling me about this guy he works with and this guy didn't think he was odd until this conversatoin. But, apparently this guy's wife HATES 'splatter' ... so, she has made it a rule in the house that the Husband AND their 4 year old son always sit when they piss.

Seriously - that is insane. Not only has the husband been beat down to accept this, but holy crap - this poor kid. This boy is going to grow up with this notion that he shouldn't piss standing up. I can only imagine the ridicule he'll go through once he hits public schools, camps, etc.

Geez.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:59 AM   #14
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It's actually not healthy for a male to sit and pee regularly... a buddy of mine was telling me about this guy he works with and this guy didn't think he was odd until this conversatoin. But, apparently this guy's wife HATES 'splatter' ... so, she has made it a rule in the house that the Husband AND their 4 year old son always sit when they piss.

Seriously - that is insane. Not only has the husband been beat down to accept this, but holy crap - this poor kid. This boy is going to grow up with this notion that he shouldn't piss standing up. I can only imagine the ridicule he'll go through once he hits public schools, camps, etc.

Geez.
sounds like the father needs to squat...no nuts.
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It's actually not healthy for a male to sit and pee regularly... a buddy of mine was telling me about this guy he works with and this guy didn't think he was odd until this conversatoin. But, apparently this guy's wife HATES 'splatter' ... so, she has made it a rule in the house that the Husband AND their 4 year old son always sit when they piss.

Seriously - that is insane. Not only has the husband been beat down to accept this, but holy crap - this poor kid. This boy is going to grow up with this notion that he shouldn't piss standing up. I can only imagine the ridicule he'll go through once he hits public schools, camps, etc.

Geez.


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