Top Ten Reasons To Be Really Excited For 2013

[Chief Roundup]

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

1. Alex Smith might realize he sucks and quit.

And Thigpen isn't good enough to hold Alex's jock.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

And Thigpen isn't good enough to hold Alex's jock.

I'll admit Thiggy is terrible at holding jocks (who can forget his 77% jockdrop rate in '09?) but he is GREAT at throwing footballs!!!

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

Real top ten reasons to be excited:

1. Alex Smith might realize he sucks and quit

2. Andy Reid might burp up a coach who doesn't think Alex Smith is a good QB

3. Eric Fisher might sit on Branden Albert's shoulders to form the tallest LT in the NFL

4. Might not lose defensive starters to murder-suicides this year

5. Will be fun to watch transition to a roster of 52 TEs and FBs

6. Andy Reid ate the bones

7. Only have to watch 16 games

8. Dontari Poe will look great in KC Wolf costume

9. Jamaal Charles only has two ACLs; much lower risk of tearing one than if he had 50 or 60 ACLs

10. Maybe we'll bring in Tyler Thigpen to run the pistol!!!!!

and....ignore. Sigh of contentment...moving on.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

and....ignore. Sigh of contentment...moving on.

Ignore the TRUTH all you want, MAN.

ALEX SMITH DID 9/11

[Three7s]

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

Real top ten reasons to be excited:

1. Alex Smith might realize he sucks and quit

2. Andy Reid might burp up a coach who doesn't think Alex Smith is a good QB

3. Eric Fisher might sit on Branden Albert's shoulders to form the tallest LT in the NFL

4. Might not lose defensive starters to murder-suicides this year

5. Will be fun to watch transition to a roster of 52 TEs and FBs

6. Andy Reid ate the bones

7. Only have to watch 16 games

8. Dontari Poe will look great in KC Wolf costume

9. Jamaal Charles only has two ACLs; much lower risk of tearing one than if he had 50 or 60 ACLs

10. Maybe we'll bring in Tyler Thigpen to run the pistol!!!!!

You're slacking.

This is one of the worst troll posts of yours I've ever read.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Three7s

You're slacking.

This is one of the worst troll posts of yours I've ever read.

How am I trolling brah? I'm legitimately excited for those ten very legitimate reasons!!!

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

Real top ten reasons to be excited:

1. Alex Smith might realize he sucks and quit

2. Andy Reid might burp up a coach who doesn't think Alex Smith is a good QB

3. Eric Fisher might sit on Branden Albert's shoulders to form the tallest LT in the NFL

4. Might not lose defensive starters to murder-suicides this year

5. Will be fun to watch transition to a roster of 52 TEs and FBs

6. Andy Reid ate the bones

7. Only have to watch 16 games

8. Dontari Poe will look great in KC Wolf costume

9. Jamaal Charles only has two ACLs; much lower risk of tearing one than if he had 50 or 60 ACLs

10. Maybe we'll bring in Tyler Thigpen to run the pistol!!!!!

We're going to get you on board son, it's only a matter of time.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe

Real top ten reasons to be excited:

1. Alex Smith might realize he sucks and quit

2. Andy Reid might burp up a coach who doesn't think Alex Smith is a good QB

3. Eric Fisher might sit on Branden Albert's shoulders to form the tallest LT in the NFL

4. Might not lose defensive starters to murder-suicides this year

5. Will be fun to watch transition to a roster of 52 TEs and FBs

6. Andy Reid ate the bones

7. Only have to watch 16 games

8. Dontari Poe will look great in KC Wolf costume

9. Jamaal Charles only has two ACLs; much lower risk of tearing one than if he had 50 or 60 ACLs

10. Maybe we'll bring in Tyler Thigpen to run the pistol!!!!!

11. LJ was only one letter from LJS

12. LJS' are still present in the KC metro & chances are great they still will be, next season.

BFF I added a few - not to rhyme bite your humor -

[Chris Meck]

[QUOTE=Direckshun;9684233]I can't wait until the season. I am super excited for the new Chiefs. Here's why.

1. Alex Smith. Will he be Trent Green or Steve Bono? I'm going to trust Reid's touch with QB's until I see otherwise.

2. Coaching staff. Holy smokes, this is quite a staff. I mean there's a lot of proven talent here. I'm particularly pleased by Childress's presence, as I think it's like having an extra OC/QB coach to the already extra OC/QB coach that Reid represents. Tyler Bray walked into the BEST situation he possibly could have. I'm loving the offensive braintrust fer sure.

3. Offensive line. Should be a real strength. I'm still not certain they won't move Albert soon. There are some teams that REALLY don't have a guy yet, and we kind of have 3 starting caliber OT's at this point.

4. Improved defense. Simply being aggressive should result in a lot better play. You're right though, this secondary is DEEP now, and they've added known NFL caliber bodies at each level.

5. Legit talent at TE. Kelce and Moeaki on the field at the same time? Dude. If Moeaki can play....

6. We are better insulated against injuries. One of the most important tasks in front of a GM. This was the biggest Pioli failure after QB.

7. Easy schedule. I've said 10-6, but I really think it could be better. It's hard to underestimate just how brutally bad the coaching and QB play was last year.

8. Dontari Poe. He flashed at times as a rookie. He should be better this year.

9. Jamaal Charles.He should put up HUGE numbers in a Reid offense.

10. Nico Johnson. I like this guy too. Johnson & Johnson has a nice ring to it.

[jAZ]

Good thread. Now that the draft is over, it seems that the Geno Smith infection will start to clear up and perhaps people will go back to a slightly less hostile approach to this new team.

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by jAZ

Good thread. Now that the draft is over, it seems that the Geno Smith infection will start to clear up and perhaps people will go back to a slightly less hostile approach to this new team.

The mindless, moronic hatefest has made this place pretty intolerable. I never used to have an ignore list, but I do now.

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

The mindless, moronic hatefest has made this place pretty intolerable. I never used to have an ignore list, but I do now.

let's be honest it's the vocal minority that's instigating the hostile responses.

[Beef Supreme]

11. Fullbacks baby!

[blaise]

Very excited about Steve Tasker commentary.

[Cannibal]

I'm excited that turnovers should be drastically reduced and 3rd down efficiency should be improved. This is going to help an already good D quite a bit.

I'm excited to see Justin Houston with another year under his belt. Hoping Hali can put another 2-3 really good seasons together.

I'm hoping the revamped OL can begin to dominate the LOS. Stone the pass rushers and fire out on running plays. I hated the way a bunch of our opponents could blow up our OL into the backfield on running plays not allowing Charles to get his yards consistantly.