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Old 03-23-2014, 08:12 AM  
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A man from Arkansas is likely completely mortified that you’re looking at his mug shot pic and reading his bizarre story at the moment, but no worries. If a 50-year-old man calls up your local female bank teller and demands a thorough spanking, then he has essentially yielded his right to privacy to some well-deserved criticisms for making viral online fodder.

Thus we have the story today of a Van Buren, Arkansas resident named Drake Parks, who according to Yahoo! Odd News on Friday, was so enamored by a bank teller that he phoned her up after seeing her and trotted out his best pick-up line: Spank me.

Here’s how the ruse went:

Drake had a window transaction with the young woman on Feb. 28. She later received a call, shortly before the bank closed, from a person stating he was “Drake Park’s father.” The so-called father (who was actually Drake), told the teller that his son had said some very, very bad things about the teller to him, and being the conscientious father that he is, wanted to make amends.

The caller went on to say that Drake should be punished, and recommended some butt-slapping action as the proper recourse. In fact, the caller told the teller that if she spanked his son, he would toss in $50 bucks.

Drake then pretended to get back on the line and voiced his agreement with the chastisement. When he gave the teller his address, she hung up and contacted the Van Buren Police Department.

Drake now sits in jail, arrested for “harassing communications,” and awaits his court date.

According to a spokesperson from the jail, there is a strict “No Spanking” policy in effect.
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Old 03-23-2014, 08:15 AM   #2
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In jail for that? Isn't this pretty tame by Arkansas standards?
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Old 03-23-2014, 08:17 AM   #3
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Old 03-23-2014, 08:28 AM   #4
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The takeaway here is that this chick sucks at economics. As a bank teller I can't imagine she makes more than $15 an hour, yet she turned down $50 for 5 min work. Nice job by the education system in Arkansas.
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Old 03-23-2014, 08:41 AM   #5
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The takeaway here is that this chick sucks at economics. As a bank teller I can't imagine she makes more than $15 an hour, yet she turned down $50 for 5 min work. Nice job by the education system in Arkansas.
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Old 03-23-2014, 08:46 AM   #6
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I bet if it was Brad Pitt that called her she would be toeing that butts salad. She sounds like a prude. And a tattle-tale.
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it would be funny if the judge sentenced him to be spanked by her.
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In jail for that? Isn't this pretty tame by Arkansas standards?
If it had been his sister it would have been ok.
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