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Dallas Cowboys Release Jerry Jones
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01-07-2012, 02:45 PM | #31 |
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01-07-2012, 02:49 PM | #32 |
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Having read Onion articles for a good while, I can differentiate pretty quickly between those where the headline is the bulk of the joke and those where the funny builds throughout the text. I judged this to be the former and stopped reading after about 4-5 lines.
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01-07-2012, 04:51 PM | #36 |
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I know, I know... But if you want 6-10, 7-9 or 8-8 football, with the occasional 9-7 and 10-6 season, then the Hunts are your family. They'll always steal/pick the pockets of the fine city of KC and the NFL, and keep it for any endeavor other than winning championships. They hate this city...literally... That's why they don't live here! So if they leave, we might lose a team for a few years, but other owners will see the logic in coming back to one of the best NFL venues around. So let Clark take his team to LA or anywhere else. Just leave and never come back! nobody wants him here - he sucks at winning championships.. Horribly! Just leave the name and the colors, we'll find somebody worth owning the name and colors! If we're not going to win championships, then good bye Clark! Most of us are done with the charity thing!
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So yes, the grass is greener. Maybe not a putting green, but at least it's not the vast wasteland of mud and pig cesspool that we have now for ownership.
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01-07-2012, 05:02 PM | #38 |
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01-07-2012, 05:08 PM | #39 | |
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I live in another city and care about the team as much as anyone. I've been a fan since the late '60s. Where you live has no bearing on how much you care about the team, and shouldn't matter as far as ownership. Dallas is a one hour flight from KC, it isn't like he lives on the other side of the planet. And with video conferencing he can be just as involved while he is in Dallas as he is when he is in KC. A friend of mine lives in Hawaii but manages a software firm in Sacramento. No offense, but I grew up in KC and even I don't want to live there. |
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01-07-2012, 06:38 PM | #42 |
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More like Jerry Jones releases all over the Dallas Cowboys, amirite?
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01-07-2012, 06:39 PM | #43 |
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LOL. He'd be the new Hugh Hefner if he ever left the Cowboys.
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01-07-2012, 06:46 PM | #44 |
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I hate Clark Hunt! He went out and signed the GM most people were clamoring for, and now he just sits back and expects that GM to do all the work! Angry, angry!!!
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01-07-2012, 06:52 PM | #45 |
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LOL, the worst owner int he NFL is now the one that hates the city where his team plays. It was Al Davis before, he's the biggest ass in the world, but now it's Clark and his family. As far as emotional.. Well, maybe. Perhaps I'm just very clear about how poorly they "own" a sports team, and completely disregard their fan-base and the city where their team plays. As we all did for way too long, we thought the best of them, they simply numbed our asses before they boned us for decade after decade... They suck the root as owners, and as people because they won't sell the franchise. They're literally too stupid among enough of their peers to ever succeed. Even if they let loose of some of the cash they should have always been not-pocketing, they're too stupid to "buy" the right people. And now their epic failness has rendered them a team that no good coach or player really wants to come. You tell me what world-class player in his prime, or just before it, wants to come play for Clark and the clowns he trots in here? Which of those players or people see themselves anywhere past a paycheck (in the SB)? Much like the Royals (at least the recent past Royals), players come here in hopes of being seen and moving on to a contender. To date Clark and Glass have been fine with that and sucking in the cash their leagues give them.
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