Football Steve Johnson (Bills Receiver) Blames God for Dropped TD... - Page 2

**Shogun** · 11-28-2010, 06:50 PM

After Steven "Stevie" Johnson dropped his 5th, and most important pass, of the day in what should have been a huge upset win over the Steelers, Stevie had this to say on his twitter:

I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..

So, apparently, God didn't want Buffalo to win, and THAT'S the reason the pass went through his arms...

http://twitter.com/#!/StevieJohnson13

**Bane** · 11-28-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Shogun

Finally somebody blames god. He gets all the credit so you also get the blame.

That's when you blame that other guy.You know,the one that lives under ground in the fire and stuff.

Ultra Peanut · 11-28-2010, 06:58 PM

Twitter is the greatest invention ever.

jojomontana · 11-28-2010, 06:59 PM

See, he forgot to pray "in Jesus' name," so God ain't tryin' to hear that anyway.

GloryDayz · 11-28-2010, 07:02 PM

Maybe God's angry that he forgot to use the stick-um he provided...

DBOSHO · 11-28-2010, 07:21 PM

I never saw the drop. Anyone have a youtube link or a gif?

**Dave Lane** · 11-28-2010, 07:25 PM

Awesome I love it. About frikken time someone blames him instead of always saying god made me catch the winning TD. Always wondered why he never took the blame and only took the credit.

JD10367 · 11-28-2010, 07:26 PM

Dear Mr. Johnson,

Perhaps I have not made myself clear to you.

Four failed Super Bowl trips in a row.

Three Super Bowl championships in the past ten years.

Which team do you think I root for? You moron.

Sincerely, **God**

(P.S.: It's really not my fault. I have to root for the Patriots. Despite what he's done, Lucifer--while fallen--is still one of my angels, and I have a soft spot for the doofus, and since Coach Belichick has that deal with him, you know... Sorry.)

**Dave Lane** · 11-28-2010, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer

It's funny because he's an adult who believes in a fairy tale.

Agreed. And the really funny thing is IF there was a god do you think he'd really care about who won a football game with all the strife elsewhere in the world at the same moment.

WebGem · 11-28-2010, 07:28 PM

Um, is he forreal?

Marcellus · 11-28-2010, 07:29 PM

After seeing the post-game interview where he totally manned up, I don't believe that twitter account is real or it's hacked.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Agreed. And the really funny thing is IF there was a god do you think he'd really care about who won a football game with all the strife elsewhere in the world at the same moment.

But if there IS is a god, then he's by definition perfect, which means that he's an avid football fan and cares more about football than stuff like third-world droughts and earthquakes.

**Dave Lane** · 11-28-2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

But if there IS is a god, then he's by definition perfect, which means that he's an avid football fan and cares more about football than stuff like third-world droughts and earthquakes.

You maybe on to something there maybe he had a point spread play in Vegas he had to cover or something. It does seem like the guy constantly needs money.

**Rain Man** · 11-28-2010, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

You maybe on to something there maybe he had a point spread play in Vegas he had to cover or something. It does seem like the guy constantly needs money.

I figure he's still ticked off at the Bills for Thurman Thomas. God hates Thurman Thomas.

irishjayhawk · 11-28-2010, 07:39 PM

About damn time.

**LoneWolf** · 11-28-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I figure he's still ticked off at the Bills for Thurman Thomas. God hates Thurman Thomas.

He may hate Thurman Thomas, but he obviously loves Frank Reich.

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