I won the draft.

[Direckshun]

Using first-pick.com, I traded down every single time the option was presented.

Your Picks:
Round 2 Pick 25 (HOU): Ryan Nassib, QB, Syracuse (A-)
Round 2 Pick 29 (S.F.): Margus Hunt, DE, Southern Methodist (A-)
Round 3 Pick 2 (JAX): Barrett Jones, C, Alabama (A)
Round 3 Pick 13 (N.O.): Johnathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State (A)
Round 3 Pick 14 (S.D.): Jonathan Cyprien, SS, Florida International (A)
Round 3 Pick 15 (MIA): Jon Bostic, ILB, Florida (A)
Round 3 Pick 19 (NYG): Brian Schwenke, C, California (B-)
Round 3 Pick 20 (MIA): Vance McDonald, TE, Rice (B)
Round 3 Pick 23 (WASH): Le'Veon Bell, RB, Michigan State (B)
Round 3 Pick 24 (IND): Sylvester Williams, DT, North Carolina (A)
Round 3 Pick 25 (SEA): Mike Gillislee, RB, Florida (B-)
Round 3 Pick 26 (G.B.): Nico Johnson, ILB, Alabama (A)
Round 3 Pick 27 (HOU): Trevardo Williams, OLB, Connecticut (A)
Round 3 Pick 28 (DEN): Leon McFadden, CB, San Diego State (A-)
Round 3 Pick 31 (S.F.): Tyler Bray, QB, Tennessee (B-)
Round 3 Pick 32 (BALT): Logan Ryan, CB, Rutgers (A)
Round 3 Pick 34 (COMP): Aaron Dobson, WR, Marshall (B)
Round 4 Pick 2: D.J. Swearinger, FS, South Carolina (B)
Round 4 Pick 8 (BUF): Brandon Jenkins, OLB, Florida State (B)
Round 4 Pick 9 (NYJ): Jordan Reed, TE, Florida (B-)
Round 4 Pick 10 (TENN): Marcus Lattimore, RB, South Carolina (B+)
Round 4 Pick 11 (CAR): David Bakhtiari, OT, Colorado (B)
Round 4 Pick 15 (T.B.): Corey Lemonier, DE, Auburn (B)
Round 4 Pick 16 (STL): Da'Rick Rogers, WR, Tennessee Tech (B-)
Round 4 Pick 21 (CINN): Alvin Bailey, OG, Arkansas (B)
Round 4 Pick 22 (WASH): Terry Hawthorne, CB, Illinois (A)
Round 4 Pick 24 (IND): David Quessenberry, OT, San Jose State (B-)
Round 4 Pick 26 (SEA): Montori Hughes, DT, Tennessee-Martin (A)
Round 4 Pick 27 (HOU): Xavier Nixon, OT, Florida (B)
Round 4 Pick 29 (T.B.): Travis Kelce, TE, Cincinnati (A)
Round 4 Pick 30 (ATL): A.J. Klein, ILB, Iowa State (A)
Round 4 Pick 31 (S.F.): Shamarko Thomas, SS, Syracuse (A)
Round 5 Pick 2 (JAX): Stedman Bailey, WR, West Virginia (B)
Round 5 Pick 3 (PHI): Brennan Williams, OT, North Carolina (B)
Round 5 Pick 4 (DET): Josh Evans, FS, Florida (B+)
Round 5 Pick 5 (SEA): Jawan Jamison, RB, Rutgers (B)
Round 5 Pick 6 (CLE): J.C. Tretter, OG, Cornell (B+)
Round 5 Pick 7 (ARI): Josh Boyd, DT, Mississippi State (B+)
Round 5 Pick 8 (NYJ): Mike Glennon, QB, North Carolina State (A)
Round 5 Pick 9 (TENN): Sanders Commings, CB, Georgia (A)
Round 5 Pick 10 (BUF): Nick Kasa, TE, Colorado (B)
Round 5 Pick 11 (N.O.): Kwame Geathers, DT, Georgia (A)
Round 5 Pick 12 (S.D.): Bennie Logan, DT, LSU (A)
Round 5 Pick 13 (MIA): Joe Kruger, DE, Utah (E)
Round 5 Pick 14 (T.B.): Kenny Stills, WR, Oklahoma (C+)
Round 5 Pick 15 (CAR): Chase Thomas, OLB, Stanford (B)
Round 5 Pick 16 (STL): Onterio McCalebb, RB, Auburn (D-)
Round 5 Pick 17 (PITT): Conner Vernon, WR, Duke (C+)
Round 5 Pick 19 (NYG): Bruce Taylor, ILB, Virginia Tech (C-)
Round 5 Pick 20 (CHI): EJ Manuel, QB, Florida State (A)
Round 5 Pick 21 (WASH): Chris Gragg, TE, Arkansas (B)
Round 5 Pick 22 (MINN): T.J. McDonald, FS, Southern California (A-)
Round 5 Pick 23 (CINN): Rick Wagner, OT, Wisconsin (A-)
Round 5 Pick 24 (S.F.): Brian Winters, OG, Kent State (A)
Round 5 Pick 25 (SEA): Micah Hyde, CB, Iowa (A)
Round 5 Pick 26 (G.B.): Kyle Juszczyk, FB, Harvard (B+)
Round 5 Pick 27 (HOU): William Gholston, DE, Michigan State (B+)
Round 5 Pick 28 (DEN): Zac Dysert, QB, Miami (Ohio) (A)
Round 5 Pick 29 (WASH): Brad Wing, P, LSU (A-)
Round 5 Pick 30 (ATL): Shawn Williams, SS, Georgia (A)
Round 5 Pick 32 (BALT): Kenjon Barner, RB, Oregon (A-)
Round 6 Pick 1 (JAX): Vince Williams, ILB, Florida State (D)
Round 6 Pick 4 (OAK): Tanner Hawkinson, OT, Kansas (B+)
Round 6 Pick 5 (CLE): Denard Robinson, WR, Michigan (D+)
Round 6 Pick 6 (ARI): Michael Buchanan, DE, Illinois (B)
Round 6 Pick 7 (S.F.): Damion Square, DE, Alabama (F)
Round 6 Pick 8 (ARI): Quanterus Smith, DE, Western Kentucky (F)
Round 6 Pick 9 (BUF): Chris Harper, WR, Kansas State (B)
Round 6 Pick 11 (S.D.): Marquess Wilson, WR, Washington State (C-)
Round 6 Pick 12 (S.F.): Corey Fuller, WR, Virginia Tech (C+)
Round 6 Pick 13 (T.B.): Rod Sweeting, CB, Georgia Tech (B)
Round 6 Pick 15 (N.O.): Adrian Bushell, CB, Louisville (A)
Round 6 Pick 16 (STL): Cobi Hamilton, WR, Arkansas (A)
Round 6 Pick 18 (PITT): Brandon McManus, K, Temple (D+)
Round 6 Pick 21 (MINN): Anthony McCloud, DT, Florida State (A)
Round 6 Pick 22 (CINN): Everett Dawkins, DT, Florida State (A)
Round 6 Pick 23 (WASH): Khaled Holmes, C, Southern California (A)
Round 6 Pick 24 (IND): Ryan Otten, TE, San Jose State (A)
Round 6 Pick 25 (G.B.): Nickell Robey, CB, Southern California (A)
Round 6 Pick 27 (HOU): Cory Grissom, DT, South Florida (A)
Round 6 Pick 31 (BALT): Reid Fragel, OT, Ohio State (A)
Round 6 Pick 32 (BALT): Rashard Hall, FS, Clemson (C-)
Round 6 Pick 36 (COMP): Duke Williams, SS, Nevada (C-)
Round 7 Pick 1: Aaron Mellette, WR, Elon (B)
Round 7 Pick 3 (OAK): Garrett Gilkey, OG, Chadron State (A)
Round 7 Pick 7 (MINN): Gilbert Pena, DT, Ole Miss (A)
Round 7 Pick 8 (SEA): Jared Smith, DT, New Hampshire (A)
Round 7 Pick 11 (MIA): Michael Williams, TE, Alabama (A)
Round 7 Pick 13 (OAK): Matt Scott, QB, Arizona (A)
Round 7 Pick 14 (SEA): Robert Lester, SS, Alabama (A)
Round 7 Pick 15 (S.D.): Lonnie Pryor, FB, Florida State (A)
Round 7 Pick 18 (MIA): Abry Jones, DT, Georgia (A)
Round 7 Pick 22 (WASH): Tom Wort, ILB, Oklahoma (B-)
Round 7 Pick 32 (BALT): Jonathan Stewart, ILB, Texas A&M (F)

[Direckshun]

Wasn't very good. Like, 2600.

[Bowser]

Oh, hell. You didn't take Theo Riddick. Pestilence is gonn hafta smacka bitch.

[Rain Man]

I kind of like this approach. The Chiefs should do it.