****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by Cochise

You know, Pinkel has done a pretty decent job... He took over for a guy who'd had 5 losing seasons out of 7, and the program hadn't had back to back winning seasons since 1983. Pinkel's now had 11 winning seasons out of 13. He's got a top 5 team that is undefeated in the SEC this season. He'll likely appear in the top conference in the nation's championship game in only his second year in the conference. We are one of only two teams in the nation (oregon) that have won every game by 15 points or more.

So let's just establish a baseline here, Pinkel doesn't need to be fired.

When Pinkel arrived, they had ONE scholarship defensive back on the roster. ONE. They also had a bunch of people that shouldn't have been on a D1 roster. It was pretty horrible. One could make the argument that he did an incredible job in a fairly short amount of time.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

I'm not the one who can't control my emotions.

Yeah, gushing estrogen all over the board and playing paddy cake with Wickedson all day long is the mark of emotional stability.

Tell me another one, pussyboy.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by frazod

Pinkel and his BB-sized nuts.

Originally Posted by frazod

PINKEL YOU PUSSY

Originally Posted by frazod

How many points have been left on the field because Pinkel's a ****ing chicken? Damn.

Originally Posted by frazod

I think the Chiefs will be better, but I have pretty much zero faith in Pinkel to do anything at this point.

Originally Posted by frazod

Yep. But it will be the end of Pinkel.

Originally Posted by frazod

Normally I'd be happy about a touchdown. But I don't care.

**** you, Pinkel. You did this to me.

Originally Posted by frazod

Not like it was obviously coming or anything.

Man, Pinkel can't get whacked fast enough.

Originally Posted by frazod

He peaked a long time ago. I just hope they finally shitcan his ass after this year.

Originally Posted by frazod

So if Pinkel gets fired, will Saul still lovingly fondle his nuts at his new school?

Originally Posted by frazod

If you have no faith in the kid at all, WHY IS HE EVEN ON THE TEAM?

**** you, Pinkel.

Originally Posted by frazod

I sure do love it when you try to deflect criticism from others back on me. Cute little game you got going on, pussyboy.

Conversely, when your miserable pathetic ass comes around sniping people over what they say during a game thread after the game is over, I'll be here to call you out for being the ass-gaping cocksucking queer that you are.

Still waiting for you to nut up and berate all the rest of Pinkel's critics.

Or am I the only one who makes you cry, sissy?

Are you crying now?

I'll bet you are.

Heres the thing... Criticize the coach for last year's recruiting class...or the DUI...or whatever. That's fair. Don't demand his head at halftime of a game we're winning during an undefeated season. Don't bitch about what a pussy the guy is for taking points in the fourth quarter of a game we're winning handily while our defense is completely dominating...or do...but don't expect to be taken seriously.

You have next to zero understanding of the game...and that's fine...but your opinions aren't worthy of respect.

Everyone gets emotional about sports. Everyone bitches...even when they shouldn't. You just take it to an asinine level, and you don't balance it out with interesting takes the rest of the time.

If Hamas wants to mother**** someone who doesn't deserve it, it's no big deal. At least he brings something to the table. The extent of his sports knowledge goes beyond "fire your way to championships". Yours clearly does not. So...keep doing what you do, and I'll keep laughing at you.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

****.

It's great. I love it.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Heres the thing... Criticize the coach for last year's recruiting class...or the DUI...or whatever. That's fair. Don't demand his head at halftime of a game we're winning during an undefeated season. Don't bitch about what a pussy the guy is for taking points in the fourth quarter of a game we're winning handily while our defense is completely dominating...or do...but don't expect to be taken seriously.

You have next to zero understanding of the game...and that's fine...but your opinions aren't worthy of respect.

Everyone gets emotional about sports. Everyone bitches...even when they shouldn't. You just take it to an asinine level, and you don't balance it out with interesting takes the rest of the time.

If Hamas wants to mother**** someone who doesn't deserve it, it's no big deal. At least he brings something to the table. The extent of his sports knowledge goes beyond "fire your way to championships". Yours clearly does not. So...keep doing what you do, and I'll keep laughing at you.

Do you know how I know that I live in your head, SaulMonitor? Because you took the time to do that, and actually think it was cool and smart. Nice touch pulling shit from LAST SEASON too, you ****ing clown, sprinkled in with your usual bullshit lies. If I had no job and no life beyond being a **** on the internet I could find hundreds of posts written by dozens of people that sound just like those. But those don't exist, right? Not in SaulMonitor's world.

God it's great having a bitch like you. How much to get my dick sucked by your wife again?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The question with Pinkel was never whether or not he was better than Larry Smith. RoyIII could do a better job than Larry Smith. The question with Pinkel, that has existed for a long time, is if he can elevate the program beyond top 25-40 status.

With the geographic advantages Missouri has, along with its donor base, there is no reason that this can't be a year-in-year-out contender in CFB. I don't think it's fair to expect it to be Alabama or USC with a competent coach, but there is little reason why it can't build a program that is consistently equal to, if not better than, Georgia and South Carolina.

The issue with Pinkel is that his greatest successes depended upon finding diamonds in the rough. How often can you keep finding Chase Daniel, 'Spoon, William Moore, Danario Alexander, and now, Michael Sam or L'Damian Washington?

The team has never recruited as well as it should, especially in-state, and there have been several occasions where he has been de-pantsed by inferior teams with better X's and O's.

Those are legitimate criticisms, especially when the team has these three win totals in successive years:

10-8-5.

It's fun to apply revisionist history, but it's not especially accurate or intellectually honest.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by frazod

Do you know how I know that I live in your head, SaulMonitor? Because you took the time to do that, and actually think it was cool and smart. Nice touch pulling shit from LAST SEASON too, you ****ing clown, sprinkled in with your usual bullshit lies. If I had no job and no life beyond being a **** on the internet I could find hundreds of posts written by dozens of people that sound just like those. But those don't exist, right? Not in SaulMonitor's world.

God it's great having a bitch like you. How much to get my dick sucked by your wife again?

The oldest quote in there was August of this year. Was it your attention to detail issues that kept you from going to law school?

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The question with Pinkel was never whether or not he was better than Larry Smith. RoyIII could do a better job than Larry Smith. The question with Pinkel, that has existed for a long time, is if he can elevate the program beyond top 25-40 status.

With the geographic advantages Missouri has, along with its donor base, there is no reason that this can't be a year-in-year-out contender in CFB. I don't think it's fair to expect it to be Alabama or USC with a competent coach, but there is little reason why it can't build a program that is consistently equal to, if not better than, Georgia and South Carolina.

The issue with Pinkel is that his greatest successes depended upon finding diamonds in the rough. How often can you keep finding Chase Daniel, 'Spoon, William Moore, Danario Alexander, and now, Michael Sam or L'Damian Washington?

The team has never recruited as well as it should, especially in-state, and there have been several occasions where he has been de-pantsed by inferior teams with better X's and O's.

Those are legitimate criticisms, especially when the team has these three win totals in successive years:

10-8-5.

It's fun to apply revisionist history, but it's not especially accurate or intellectually honest.

I flat out stated that these are fair criticisms.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

The oldest quote in there was August of this year. Was it your attention to detail issues that kept you from going to law school?

Oh yeah, the first half of the first game of the season, when we were getting clowned by Murray State. Everybody was pissed off - well at least those of us allowed to participate in the game thread were. And, of course, everybody knows this. You still look like nothing but the sniveling bitch that you are.

BTW, the post were you accused me of calling for Pinkel's head - either you're deliberately lying about it, or you just fail at reading like you fail at everything else. In answer to Mosbonian's post about Pinkel being a coach of the year front-runner, I said this:

Originally Posted by frazod

He'd have to be. To go from everybody wanting his ****ing head on a pike to this?

Try again, my bitch.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I don't want Pinkel's head. It would look horrible on my mantle.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

I flat out stated that these are fair criticisms.

You aren't the only one lampooning those who have called for Pinkel's head.

[Captain Obvious]

Great conversations, fellas. We are learning so much about the Missouri football team. On behalf of everybody, thank you for this non-interesting squabble.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

Great conversations, fellas. We are learning so much about the Missouri football team. On behalf of everybody, thank you for this non-interesting squabble.

Sorry. I just got a thing about sniping ****s. I sure as hell didn't start it, but then I never do.

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

When Pinkel arrived, they had ONE scholarship defensive back on the roster. ONE. They also had a bunch of people that shouldn't have been on a D1 roster. It was pretty horrible. One could make the argument that he did an incredible job in a fairly short amount of time.

Yeah, he has recruited so many great skill position players.

Andy Reid has the same knocks on him about his gameday coaching, he doesn't call games the way I would, but he's winning games for now so... ?

If we lose to Alabama or whatever, we arent going to have a prooftext against Pinkel. They overmatch everyone.

Going into this year we all felt like being a strong SEC school year after year was going to take time. Even traditional powers like FL and GA have up and down years at this level of competition.

Pinkel has done enough to where he ought to be immune from a down year or two every so often. If we need to replace coordinators or personnel on one side of the ball we will do that.

I think Pinkel is going to be our coach until he leaves on his own terms one day, and that doesn't depress me.

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

Great conversations, fellas. We are learning so much about the Missouri football team. On behalf of everybody, thank you for this non-interesting squabble.

This gets brought up every week and it's just ****ing stupid.

(Not what you said, just "durr remember when people thought Pinkel was on his last leg" and it's brought up to start a terrible argument and some e-chestpuffing)