Food and Drink Am I a bad person for this?

Hammock Parties · 08-06-2014, 04:10 PM

So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently.

When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game.

The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a ****ing PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers.

I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much.

Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache.

I then decide to ruin their day.

I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit.

Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare.

I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.

BWillie · 08-06-2014, 04:12 PM

This actually happened ? Or did u find this posted somewhere

**Trivers** · 08-06-2014, 04:14 PM

Like....slowly walking away as the actors do when there is a big explosion? Almost in sloooow motioooon?

Nicely done!

**Canofbier** · 08-06-2014, 04:14 PM

This would be glorious if it were real.

Of course, if it were real, you'd have taken pictures.

**Bufkin** · 08-06-2014, 04:17 PM

http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/c...rson_for_this/

cosmo20002 · 08-06-2014, 04:18 PM

Cool story. You're very creative.

ShowtimeSBMVP · 08-06-2014, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Fisher

http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/c...rson_for_this/

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-06-2014, 04:19 PM

Count wouldn't be caught dead in a BK

**loochy** · 08-06-2014, 04:21 PM

Yes, you are a bad person...because you posted a stolen story.

cosmo20002 · 08-06-2014, 04:21 PM

Does this story have a twist like the young boy was really you?

In58men · 08-06-2014, 04:28 PM

Boiled ribs > burger king

LiveSteam · 08-06-2014, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Does this story have a twist like

?

**Donger** · 08-06-2014, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth

So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently.

When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game.

The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a ****ing PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers.

I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much.

Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache.

I then decide to ruin their day.

I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit.

Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare.

I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.

You obviously didn't write this.

jspchief · 08-06-2014, 04:45 PM

You're a bad person for a lot of reasons.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-06-2014, 04:49 PM

Awesome story. That Ho deserved what she got...even if it's not a real story, it's still funny.

08-06-2014, 04:10 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4730478	Am I a bad person for this? So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a ****ing PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much. Things immediately go back to the they were and I wait another 5 minutes before getting to the front of the line. It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.
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08-06-2014, 04:12 PM	#2
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08-06-2014, 04:18 PM	#6
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08-06-2014, 04:21 PM	#9
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08-06-2014, 04:28 PM	#11
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08-06-2014, 04:45 PM	#14
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08-06-2014, 04:49 PM	#15
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