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Old 02-04-2014, 10:30 AM  
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The 2014 CP Roasts thread
Since the Broncos fail finished another NFL season, it is time for some off season shenanigans. By request of some quality longterm posters, I have started this thread for CPers to show off their smack skills. Let it begin....
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:36 AM   #151
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Shit. I wanted rico to roast me...weak sauce sir. There has only been one pgm
I was just thinking....ya know what? PGM does need to be roasted like whoa, yo.
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Old 05-06-2014, 10:07 AM   #152
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Houstonwhodat is dumb. If ignorance is bliss, he must be overjoyed. He may be the only person on this board who is wrong more often than Clay. Except it's not just about football takes. It's about everything. He claimed to be a foodie in one thread and then championed Rudy's in Texas as world class bbq.

He's also a racist. If there is a thread that has a chance to turn into a "ninja" hatefest, you can rest assured Houstonwhodat is lurking somewhere nearby waiting to pounce. He's the kind of guy that's super nice to a black guy when talking to them and then walks away feeling proud of himself for being such a wonderful humanitarian. Hes from New Orleans, and on days that he drives by the old plantations and sees the slave huts, he cant help but think of "the good ol' days."

He is to the Saints what Knowmo is to the donks. He regularly fantasizes of beng sodomized by Drew Brees and Sean Payton in a back alley of the piss soaked streets of New Orleans. Jimmy Graham is his favorite player, and his favorite thing about him is that he's light skinned enough for Houstonwhodat to pretend he's white while he has his helmet on. He hates all mobile quarterbacks as long as we're assuming mobile means black.

Idols: George Bush, Byron De La Beckwith, James Earl Rey, George Zimmerman, and the crazy bearded Vietnam vet that beat up the black dude on the bus.

And that's as far as I got. I'm really not as creative and imaginative as these other guys. It sucks, but I tried.
Shamelessly bumping my first roast.
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Old 05-06-2014, 10:09 AM   #153
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Shamelessly bumping my first roast.
Shameless roast promotion. That's a Bawwwnnable offense.
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Old 05-06-2014, 03:11 PM   #154
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I am still waiting on the roasts Simply Red promised
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Old 05-06-2014, 10:09 PM   #155
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Shameless roast promotion. That's a Bawwwnnable offense.
I don't feel like it got the recognition it deserved. I'm brilliant, ya know.
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Old 05-06-2014, 10:11 PM   #156
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I don't feel like it got the recognition it deserved. I'm brilliant, ya know.
Yeah I know.
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Old 05-06-2014, 10:50 PM   #157
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I was just thinking....ya know what? PGM does need to be roasted like whoa, yo.
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PGM is so unfunny that Paula Poundstone uses him as a source of material in her jokes
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My God this woman is still on TV? This appearance was from 2013, just under a year ago. What a goddamn abortion. I'd rather watch Carrot Top fist **** a clown than watch a single minute of Paula Poundstone's standup act.
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Old 05-07-2014, 12:17 AM   #159
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I hadn't ever heard of her before.

I have spent a few minutes off and on throughout the day trying to think of what the letters, "PGM" could stand for and somehow tie it in to trolling and being a Missourian.

Some of these people who want to be roasted need to fill out like a semi-personal survey, so posters who may not have previously known much about them can have something to work with. Like those surveys that people used to fill out and put on their dashboard on Myspace or send via email back in the days when Myspace and well, filling out surveys were cool. I couldn't believe last year, how much Saul Good and Hootie seemed to know about some of these posters on here on a personal level to the point where they could actually roast them...that must come with time, I guess...Some of them were moreso mini-biographies than roasts. It was interdasting.
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Old 05-07-2014, 12:26 AM   #160
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My God this woman is still on TV? This appearance was from 2013, just under a year ago. What a goddamn abortion. I'd rather watch Carrot Top fist **** a clown than watch a single minute of Paula Poundstone's standup act.
I made it to about the 5:30 mark.

Good God, she is ****ing awful. Why the hell is she getting gigs? That is rickdickulous. Derp, she has a weird tie, I supposed she is supposed to be funny, right? Derp-derp-derp-derpity-doo.

I would rather watch John Wayne Gacy dressed as a clown as he fist-****s that Pippi Longstocking on roids looking mother****er, Carrot Top, while he is displaying another one of his redundant props and simultaneously fist-****ing a clown himself. She is ****ing atrocious.
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