Poop Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

Direckshun · 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.

09-24-2013, 12:33 AM	Topic Starter
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4333447	Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums. Hello, Children. This Is God. I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly. So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing. Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours. And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth. What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions. You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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