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01-12-2012, 10:36 AM | #17 |
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Some of those are hilarious.
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#1: Whenever I see a black guy with my last name, I can't help but wonder if my family used to own his.
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01-12-2012, 11:27 AM | #19 |
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01-12-2012, 11:35 AM | #20 |
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That's just witty
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01-12-2012, 11:54 AM | #21 |
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#1: Dude, she's the piñata of Christmas parties. Always gets smashed, and anyone can hit it.
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01-12-2012, 11:56 AM | #22 |
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MD#1: Every horrible wife starts out as an adorable girlfriend.
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#1: In New York, don't trust a banker with a pocket square. In London, it's a pinky ring... And in Asia, don't ****ing trust anyone.
[classic] #1: My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world. #1: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. #1: There's no such thing as a hopeless situation, just hopeless people in situations. #1: Getting rich isn't that hard. Any hot girl with questionable morals can do it. #1: Being a Republican voter is like being a mid-30s chick, you'll just have to settle. And you've probably had better. [classic] #1: If Robert Kardashian hadn't gotten OJ off, eventually one of his daughters would have. 1: This market is like watching Michael J. Fox play Jenga.
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01-12-2012, 12:09 PM | #25 |
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Some of this stuff is as good as or better than anything on **** my Dad says. Brilliant. Arrogant, egotistical, sexist, etc. etc., but brilliant.
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01-12-2012, 12:14 PM | #26 |
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I liked the hipster one. Makes me feel good about myself.
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01-12-2012, 12:20 PM | #27 |
"You like to drink?"
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Total Frat Move makes me ashamed to be in a fraternity.
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