Proctor's Plea

[Brock]

Posted at Crapa err Nepa:

My Fellow Chiefs Fans:

I felt the need to weigh in on the state of Chiefs Fan Relations in cyberspace and am submitting this essay for your consideration.

Cyberspace has created a unique opportunity for us Chiefs fanatics to maintain community in ways that non-KC-area fans could not before the word wide web. As with other modes of communication, cyberspace is in the public domain and deserves the highest consideration of the obligation of citizenship. This expression of our freedom as with all others is dependent upon the goodwill and mutual respect of the citizens who participate and unfortunately can be abused by the unneighborly and the irresponsible.

Our passion for all things Chiefs arouses deep and heartfelt opinions which we post here for all to read. There are and always will be disagreements about coaching decisions, players, rules of the game, etc… That is all part of being an NFL fan. There is also incumbent upon all of us as Americans a duty to preserve order, respect dissent, tolerate differences and express our manifold freedoms with reverence and brotherly regard.

I myself have been thoroughly abused on Chiefsplanet.com. My views are bombastic, intensely held and highly subjective. They cause people to wonder if I’m a Chiefs fan at all (that is if I do not tote the party line about the current regime). However, none of us deserves the type of pack mentality mob rule that eventually caused me to withdraw from that fan forum altogether.

I am responding this day of 24 May 2002 because it was brought to my attention that I am still discussed or mentioned on that BB regularly even though I have not posted there since December 2001. One of those threads was started by JD Prez and included an invite to post here. For that I am grateful.

Cyberspace, like the streets of our cities, is accessible to the disrespectful and the hateful. What is a Chiefs fan then to do? Let’s pledge to be responsible, respectful and patriotic in our cyber discourse with one another. Let’s not reward the vile and belligerent with attention. Let us remember above all else, that there is a living, breathing human being on the other end of each post. Let us strive to preserve our unity as citizens and brothers regardless of our passionate disagreements about football, which, in the final analysis, is mere entertainment.

Finally, let us remember that we are a nation at war. This is a time to put aside the petty and the self-aggrandizing, and unite for the common cause. As a paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne Division, I have the privilege of wearing USA on my chest everyday. That is the one team we are all a part of and we will remain strong and undefeated as long as we commit to stand united, brave and faithful.

John “KCJohnny” Proctor

[alanm]

Threats by email are the same as verbal or phone messages. It's harrassment and should be taken serious. If JD is calling people at home he's going WAAAAAYYY over the line and it should be stopped. I could get the ball rolling on this problem but unless asked I'll keep my nose out of it for now.

[Tribal Warfare]

I dont get the whole "Everyone at the Planet is out to get me" stuff that JDPrez trys to sell everyone?

That's the man's tactics to create attention towards himself and his website. He uses contraversy as a tool for advertisement, and sametime trying to appear as a victim. If ChiefsPlanet wasn't around the man would do the same thing to the KCStar BB.Prez is a person who thinks that he should have the KC Chiefs website on the net.

[Clint in Wichita]

This guy helps to defend our country?

I'd rather be defended by a butter knife-wielding senior citizen.

[Baby Lee]

JCJohnny, that guy is a hoot.

Proctor isn't JCJohnny. He-ll, I'm not even JCJohnny anymore.

[Frazod]

Originally posted by Fat Elvis
More power to them.

Proctor and VD deserve each other.

AMEN TO THAT.

Both of them are psychotic assholes.

I only hope that JD isn't packing automatic weapons too.

[Dartgod]

Originally posted by Tribal Warfare
If ChiefsPlanet wasn't around the man would do the same thing to the KCStar BB.

Actually, he IS doing the same thing to the KC.com board.

[NaptownChief]

Originally posted by NaptownChief
I have two questions:

First....Brock, are you sure you didn't leave off part of the post cause I didn't see the word "Ramification" once?


Second...Do you think he had Gunthers package in his mouth when he wrote this?

Damn, I must be slipping. I thought I would at least get a courtesy chuckle from someone with this.

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally posted by Dartgod
Actually, he IS doing the same thing to the KC.com board.

Exactly!

[Dartgod]

Damn! the Curly Forum has been deleted. And I just finished a parody of Proctor's letter. I'll post it here.



My Fellow Chiefs Fans:

I felt the need to bore you on the state of Chiefs Fan Relations in cyberspace and am submitting this rambling for your entertainment.

Al Gore has created a unique opportunity for us Chiefs maniacs to maintain insanity in ways that non-KC-area fans could not before the straight-jacket. Unlike the other modes of self-gratification, Andrea is a public dominatrix and desires the highest concentration of the fertilization of it's citizenship. This expulsion of our mandom as with all others is dependent upon the good head and mutual masterbation of the citizens who participate and fortunately can be abused by the unsightly and the unbathed.

Our passion for beastiality arouses deep and heartfelt erections which we raise here for all to taste. There are and always will be disagreements about couch positions, layers, rules of the lame, etc. That is all part of being a sexual degenerate. There is also incumbent upon all of us as transvestites a duty to preserve semen, disrespect morals, tolerate small penis' and inflate our condoms with reverence and brotherly regard.

I myself have been thoroughly abused on Bondageplanet.com. My cheeks are the bomb, intensely held and highly sensitive. They cause people to wonder if I’m a bisexual fan at all (that is if I do not toot the party line). However, all of us deserves the type of pack mentality mob sex that eventually caused me to withdraw from that fan altogether.

I am resonating this day of 24 May 2002 because it was brought to my attention that I am still disgusted that I have not pooped there since December 2001. One of those threads was started by VD Prez and included an invite to poop here. For that I am gaseous.

Space, the final frontier, is accessible to the respectful and the hateful. What is a child porn fan then to do? Let’s plead to be irresponsible, disrespectful and unpatriotic in our cyber intercourse with one another. Let’s reward the juvenile and intelligent with our erections. Let us remember above all else, that there is a living, breathing chicken on the other end of our penis. Let us strive to preserve our unity as devients and lovers regardless of our passion, which, in the anal analysis, is more entertaining.

Finally, let us remember that we are a BB at war. This is a time to get inside the pretty and the self-gratifying, and unite for the cum launch. As a poop-chuter in the 69th Gayborne Division, I have the privilege of wearing a bra on my chest everyday. That is the one teat we are all a part of and we will remain weak and defeated as long as we are committed.

John "AC/DC Johnny" Proctologist

[California Injun]

Baby Lee,

Your name may have changed but not those foot massages....

[Brock]

Naptown:

[redsurfer11]

I liked Procktors posts. He almost always brought football to the table. He almost went to the looney bin when the Chiefs brought in Vermiel. Couldn't handle the change,too many years of Martyball. I was one of his biggest bashers and I would gladly welcome him back.

[Logical]

Dammmn I must be slipping! Not a single mention in that diatribe. I currently have a running war with him on the Park that rivals my previous battles with Denise. I also think I may be the only person to mention him on this BB in the last few months (in a joking way) yet he uses that to slander this BB.

Sorry folks!

[BIG_DADDY]

That's a peace offering? I have never sided with anyone but I have to say at this point that this post was irresponsibly conceived. Good luck to you John. Thanx for your service as a citizen. May god be with you.

[Otter]

I've always like John.

I challenge anyone to go through ranger school at age 31 and see if your not a little excentric.