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Late night bullshit: ChiefsPlanet Dungeons & Dragons
There is nothing complex to this concept.
I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.) There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do. I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful. There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid. Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to. |
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07-12-2013, 06:28 AM | #91 |
pie is never free
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Well, since my demigod owns Stormbringer, i kill you all and win, the end.
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07-12-2013, 06:29 AM | #92 |
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My character's name is Oink. I've got a flask of Lemon Lime Gatorade. I'm looking for Luv. I'm trying to get her to co-sign for a wand of teleportation. Am I successful?
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07-12-2013, 07:12 AM | #93 |
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Luv's wisdom is low, but so is patteeu's charisma. I'd say it's about an 8 in difficulty. (jokes!)
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07-12-2013, 07:26 AM | #94 |
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awesome thread Direckshun.
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07-12-2013, 07:53 AM | #95 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Order of the ShitStir Level 54 Fighter/Thief 18/00 strength 19 Dexterity 17 Constitution 19 Intelligence 14 Wisdom 3 Charisma Special Ability: Ignore dumbassery Special Items: Banhammer +8 "Hootie's Bane"
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07-12-2013, 08:41 AM | #96 |
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FYP to match me...
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07-12-2013, 11:32 AM | #97 |
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I want to first find and purchase a good motorcycle around $3000.
I then want to start riding said motorcycle to work to save gas money. Modifiers for not dying doing this are having taken the HD riders course and having ridden outside of this course once without crashing in burning. Modifiers for dying horribly are having to drive from Belton to Legends through the triangle and east on 435. |
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07-12-2013, 11:59 AM | #98 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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I think I'll stick with Skyrim.
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07-12-2013, 12:06 PM | #99 |
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Never trust a Dungeon Master with a ball gag and a riding crop.
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