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Old 04-17-2014, 08:13 AM  
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Rapper cuts off penis, jumps off building, lives...
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/16/wu-tan...-jump-suicide/

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A rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after he cut off his penis and then jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe was a suicide attempt ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say ... cops were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Christ Bearer -- aka Andre Johnson -- on the sidewalk critically injured.

Christ Bearer is a member of the rap group Northstar ... a group discovered by members of Wu-Tang Clan. Two members of a group Bearer collaborates with live in the same apartment building and tell TMZ they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly -- without warning -- cut off his penis and jumped off the balcony. They say they were not on "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing."
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Old 04-17-2014, 03:53 PM   #61
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:04 PM   #62
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He's got 99 problems but a dick aint one.
Evidently old squat to pee wasn't into physics?

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Old 04-17-2014, 04:17 PM   #63
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:35 PM   #64
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:36 PM   #65
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Old 04-17-2014, 04:38 PM   #66
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Other than that I just feel sorry for this poor SOB. Though he lived through it, he will never live it down.

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Old 04-17-2014, 05:05 PM   #67
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....maybe he didn't cut it off. Is his "roommate" Ramsey Snow?
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Old 04-18-2014, 05:06 AM   #68
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Bath salts?
He should of tried saltpeter if he was trying to curb his libido instead of cuttin off his 'wang' thang then throwin himself to the curb.
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Old 04-18-2014, 11:49 AM   #69
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Old 04-19-2014, 07:37 AM   #70
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Old 04-19-2014, 01:11 PM   #71
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Old 04-19-2014, 03:26 PM   #72
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Old 04-20-2014, 09:33 PM   #73
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You would think as much as they transplant other organs they would transplant peni more often. Frankenpecker.
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