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Old 07-16-2009, 01:15 AM  
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So, I am a millionaire. What do I have to show for it?
Do you get that Social Security "Lifetime Earnings Summary" thing in the mail?
Basically, it shows your SS earnings for your lifetime and estimates what you'd get back if you retired in XXXX year, etc.

Well, I got out the calculator and, God Bless me, I've earned a million U.S. dollars in my lifetime.

Now, you'd think I would be sitting in the back of a Rolls Royce limo with a tophat and tails and suhweet mustache like that Monopoly game guy, right? Because the seven figures is your ticket to riches and bathing in mother's milk with rose petals.

NO!

I have....
a VW Camper van (needs new front end)
About 20 percent of a decent home.
10,000 in Evel Knievel collectibles
An iPhone
Some decent threads and my wife has about 10 feet of closet stuff
Timex Ironman watch
Converse shoes
A Dolce and Gabana Belt
A really big TV and a PS3
A decent road bike
...

...

uh, some other stuff......

WTF? right?


I feel lliek the cobbler who has no shoes.


case in point...
SAVE YOUR MONEY

it is WAY better than watching your kid open the fifth Wii game on holiday morning. One friggen Wii game is enough!

rant over
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:50 PM   #31
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All this is really doing is pointing out how $1million isn't really that much money.
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:51 PM   #32
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$5 million is the new $1 million.
More like $20 million.
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:52 PM   #33
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:03 PM   #34
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:35 PM   #35
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:21 AM   #36
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i'll take my chances making a mill in my lifetime
It's only $50k per year for 20 years. It's not like it's unattainable.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:04 AM   #37
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It's only $50k per year for 20 years. It's not like it's unattainable.
See, for me, being a millionaire means actually having a million in the bank. Not earning a million over my lifetime.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:06 AM   #38
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See, for me, being a millionaire means actually having a million in the bank. Not earning a million over my lifetime.
Being a "millionaire" to me means earning at least one million per year or more.

Having assets of one million dollars doesn't really mean much because if you cash those assets in, you have no assets.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:08 AM   #39
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Being a "millionaire" to me means earning at least one million per year or more.

Having assets of one million dollars doesn't really mean much because if you cash those assets in, you have no assets.
Well, in that case, I guess I will never be a millionaire.

As long as we can comfortably support ourselves post retirement, including traveling, I will be very happy.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:10 AM   #40
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Closest my family will be to millionaire status is if I die. Then the insurance only pays 100K.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:11 AM   #41
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Closest my family will be to millionaire status is if I die. Then the insurance only pays 100K.
I'm worth twice as much as you.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:11 AM   #42
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Well, in that case, I guess I will never be a millionaire.

As long as we can comfortably support ourselves post retirement, including traveling, I will be very happy.
I must be getting old 'cause that's how I feel.

Doing $#it and going places I enjoy is now more important that buying/owning $3it...
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Well, in that case, I guess I will never be a millionaire.

As long as we can comfortably support ourselves post retirement, including traveling, I will be very happy.
Nothing wrong with that.

And if you don't show up on my doorstep, suitcase in hand for an extended stay, I'll be pissed!

But that is the true definition of a millionaire: earning in excess of one million dollars per year.

Not many can pull that off.
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:25 AM   #45
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Nothing wrong with that.

And if you don't show up on my doorstep, suitcase in hand for an extended stay, I'll be pissed!

But that is the true definition of a millionaire: earning in excess of one million dollars per year.

Not many can pull that off.
How's next June sound. Too soon?
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