Baconfest. Ponder that.

[HonestChieffan]

http://www.stjosephpost.com/2014/02/...t-joe-mo-2014/

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by Carlota69

Bacon marinated in Brandy & Butterscotch Schnapps for 24 hrs then brown sugar candied.

****innnnnnAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think I'm in Love. You single ??

[afchief]

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

I literally haven't bought bacon since I started making my own a little over a year ago. It's delicious.

How long does it take? You smoke it? What kind of wood and seasonings? Details man, it's all in the details

Me, I just get all the bacon possible whenever I get a hog processed. Good processor usually means good bacon but not as exotic as some on here.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I think I'm in Love. You single ??

Believe it or not, women aren't attracted to pig ****ers. Crazy

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by afchief

How long does it take? You smoke it? What kind of wood and seasonings? Details man, it's all in the details

Me, I just get all the bacon possible whenever I get a hog processed. Good processor usually means good bacon but not as exotic as some on here.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=268166

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by afchief

How long does it take? You smoke it? What kind of wood and seasonings? Details man, it's all in the details

Me, I just get all the bacon possible whenever I get a hog processed. Good processor usually means good bacon but not as exotic as some on here.

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by Grim

sounds like somebody isn't making their bacon right.
When bacon is made correctly, it tastes like God had an orgasm in your mouth. Nothing like it.

I appreciate the analogy but you don't have to call me God!

Come on dude you know someone was gonna go there

[Baby Lee]

The Ayrahb apocalypse is upon us

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/restaur...ion-1626913492

In Vermont, there is a town called Winooski. In the middle of the town of Winooski, there is something called the Winooski "Rotary," which is basically a place where the roads go in a circle around a little grassy park with some benches and flagpoles and needless sets of concrete stairs in it, because Vermonters prefer sitting on benches and looking at flags and watching cars drive in circles and walking up stairs for no reason to the neat efficiency of a four-way intersection.

In this dumber-than-hell Rotary, there was a sign. It read: "Yield for Sneakers Bacon." It was an advertisement for a local restaurant named Sneakers Bistro and Café, which, if the sign is any indication, serves magic walking bacon, which sounds pretty gross to me. Like, does it walk down your throat or what. Not the point.

There was a sign. Was. That was before a Winooski resident who described herself as "a vegan and a member of a Muslim household"—we'll call her Gavrila Princip—took to Winooski's Front Porch Forum (a community-message-board type thing) to complain that "given the large number of Muslim families in Winooski, as well as many others who do not eat pork for a variety of reasons, it seems unnecessary for this insensitive business sign to be at the city's main crosswalk."

Which, I mean, [10 minutes of tortured shrugging and indecisive noises and doing this weird palms-up balancing-the-scales pantomime dance thing and grimacing and hopping from foot to foot and saying "but" and "eh" and "I mean" and "yeesh" and then finally slouching and exhaling deeply and lighting a cigarette], but, whatever, man. In any case, in an uncommonly accommodating move, the restaurant responded to this rando internet post by removing their bacon sign from the Winooski Rotary.

[hometeam]

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by hometeam

But can you ID all of the dancers?

[Hammock Parties]

I got some farm-fresh heirloom tomatoes at my local market the other day and I've been enjoying them in bacon sandwiches.