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08-21-2008, 01:06 PM | #2 |
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2 fingers... or three....better make it three
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08-21-2008, 01:16 PM | #3 |
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There's only 2 things in my life that get the 2-3 finger treatment and I'm addicted to both
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and neither one is happening in the doc's office
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08-21-2008, 01:16 PM | #4 |
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See if she will do a self tutorial or ask her how much for a happy ending ... I am sure your insurance will cover the cost.
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08-21-2008, 01:17 PM | #5 |
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08-21-2008, 01:31 PM | #6 |
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She should have smaller fingers.
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08-21-2008, 01:33 PM | #7 |
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pics (of the doc)?
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08-21-2008, 01:39 PM | #8 |
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that's not good...smaller fingers mean she has to push harder to find what she's feeling for. i had a sweet little nurse check my cookies one time and it felt like she had to back up about 6 feet, take a running start and jam the old index right into the bulls-eye. pretty unpleasant.
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I'm sure one day, I will be just as much of an expert on fingers up my ass
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08-21-2008, 01:43 PM | #10 |
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08-21-2008, 01:44 PM | #11 |
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In my 9 years of experience working with doctors I can tell you as a general rule that the good looking women doctors actually know what they are doing. Good looking and mediocre probably gets weeded out early in the process.
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08-21-2008, 01:44 PM | #12 |
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yeah PSA coming up.... had blood work already. A Freakin' Dothead specialist
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08-21-2008, 01:46 PM | #13 |
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At least you're pretty sure its her thumb...and you don't have to worry about giant, rhumatoid swollen knuckles the size of midget fists.
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Maybe Dothead is small man....
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08-21-2008, 02:53 PM | #15 |
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When I was in the hospital a couple of months ago, I was told by one of the nurses that I was to expect a visit from a surgeon who would discuss my case with me, Mr. Nzoner. I was, of course, expecting some cranky-ass, old cutter with hornrimmed glasses and bad shoes. Anyway, I'm lying in the hospital bed passing the time with demerol injections when into my room walks this stunning, sexy blonde with beautiful blue eyes, a fabulous figure, and a smile designed to melt the hearts of men who introduces herself as my surgeon. My first words were, "I died, didn't I?" FAX |
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