****The Official NEW (new)^5 Conference Realignment & Shit Talk Thread*****

[Pitt Gorilla]

Let's go!

[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by Bambi

"World conquered, nation on deck for Kansas basketball." -Tom Keegan 7/13/15

Oh lord almighty. Good ol' Tom Keegan.

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by Bambi

The U.S.A hadn't brought home gold in a decade.

I suppose when you need a title there's only one program to call.

I guess they wanted this tournament to be competitive. Think what might have happened if they had called a Sweet 16 team to represent the USA. It'd have been a massacre.

[Captain Obvious]

Congrats to the all-Kansas team. Didn't even need any other help, right PB? Did it all on their own, yes they did.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

Congrats to the all-Kansas team. Didn't even need any other help, right PB? Did it all on their own, yes they did.

I thought you guys weren't following this?

[Sassy Squatch]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

I thought you guys weren't following this?

That's the best you could come up with after having your shit blown back in your face? Weak.

[Captain Obvious]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

I thought you guys weren't following this?

Pathetic response from the lying liar who lies a lot.

[Bowser]

So these were the Team University tournaments. These aren't even professional athletes competing on a world stage, but college kids. Got it.

This is the schedule they had to play....

http://www.gwangju2015.com/info/

Congrats on bringing home the gold and beating schools outside the US that likely give less ****s about college basketball than this country does. I bet these guys put their medals on the shelf that holds their bowling trophies they won when they were 7.

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by Bowser

So these were the Team University tournaments. These aren't even professional athletes competing on a world stage, but college kids. Got it.

This is the schedule they had to play....

http://www.gwangju2015.com/info/

Congrats on bringing home the gold and beating schools outside the US that likely give less ****s about college basketball than this country does. I bet these guys put their medals on the shelf that holds their bowling trophies they won when they were 7.

Stop it, they are having fun jumping on the bed in their underoos with flags draped over their shoulders. Don't ruin it for them.

[Stargazer]

Is this an annual event? What teams have represented the U.S. in the past? This seems about as exciting as the Harlem Globetrotters defeating the Washington Generals.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Bambi

The U.S.A hadn't brought home gold in a decade.

I suppose when you need a title there's only one program to call.

Kentucky?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Hopefully they didn't get crap on the gold medal. Beating Hanz, Adolph, and Franz suuuuuuuure is impressive...

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by Stargazer

Is this an annual event?

Semi annual

What teams have represented the U.S. in the past?

Nearly always a collection of selected college players.

This seems about as exciting as the Harlem Globetrotters defeating the Washington Generals.

It would not be very exciting for a Mizzou fan.

[TomBarndtsTwin]

So it only took the second best college basketball team in the state of Kansas to beat a bunch of semi-competitive Euro league teams?

Awesome.

USA basketball still rules the world! Even our 'B' teams dominate Europe.


Way to go Jayhawks, take a bow. You've earned it.

[Prison Bitch]

Urban Meyer playing in the ASG celeb softball game. Reminds me of 3 years ago:

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Urban Meyer playing in the ASG celeb softball game. Reminds me of 3 years ago:

Did Pinkel get invited? Or did the jumbo wines get in the way?