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05-01-2005, 04:12 AM | Topic Starter |
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Im so drunk, its 4:04 am.
Damn guys just got home from a buddys house. Im so drunk right now!! On my way home a cop went by the other way, i was so scared. As im watching him in my rear view mirror, he puts his lights on Im thinking holy shit here comes my dui!! Anyway, after he puts his lights on, he just kept driving. I was like WTF???? I was so scared! Anyway, did you guys catch that interview with Gunther today! Man, im so ready for some DEFENSE!! IM OUT, ready to pass out!!!!!!!!!
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05-01-2005, 04:15 AM | #2 |
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If you can type all that out, you're not THAT damn drunk. Go drink some more and come back only when you cannot type a complete sentence. We can't make fun of you for being drunk unless you use half sentences and misspell every other word.
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05-01-2005, 04:21 AM | #3 |
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Even when im drunk i still ahve typeing skils!! Did yo see Griffey? He finally homered!!!
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05-01-2005, 04:35 AM | #5 |
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I ammmmm drunkkkkkk I prrroomissssseee [/Kotter]
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05-01-2005, 08:19 AM | #7 |
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I thought I was clicking into this thread to make fun of you for posting drunk. Instead, I'm chastizing you for driving drunk. If you had the wherewithall to think you were getting a dui, you should have known you shouldn't have been driving.
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You deserved a DUI. You dumbass.
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05-01-2005, 02:37 PM | #14 |
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Damn you are a good typer when drunk, i know I sure as am not.
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