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Old 01-04-2015, 02:08 AM  
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Describe the worst cold/flu youve ever had
New Years wore me down. I caught the cold/flu this is miserable I'm laying here baking. Its not the worst ever though.

Several years ago on St Patrick's day I got the worst flu ever. Aching, vertigo, etc. I easily vomited 10 times and was so dizzy I couldn't make it 20 feet to the bathroom thus shitting myself several times.

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Old 01-04-2015, 11:44 AM   #31
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My work was filled with idiots coming to work even though they were too sick to do so. The proclaiming " I haven't missed a day of work since xxxxx". So, some sort of sickness spread through our work like the plague. I managed to hang on for the past 7 days, constantly feeling like I was on the verge of experiencing full blown AIDS. Finally think I'm over it mad getting back to normal.
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Old 01-04-2015, 11:45 AM   #32
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If you are puking and shitting yourself, you don't have the flu, which is a respiratory virus; you likely had a norovirus.

I caught a really bad cold a month ago, right as finals were starting. I went to give one final without even showering and quarantined myself in the corner of the room. I alternated bone snapping chills and floods of sweats for several days while spitting up tar-like mucus.
That was several years ago. I currently have the sweats and coughing up shit that looks like it's from Chernobyl.
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Old 01-04-2015, 12:10 PM   #33
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My work was filled with idiots coming to work even though they were too sick to do so. The proclaiming " I haven't missed a day of work since xxxxx". So, some sort of sickness spread through our work like the plague. I managed to hang on for the past 7 days, constantly feeling like I was on the verge of experiencing full blown AIDS. Finally think I'm over it mad getting back to normal.
Our company changed a few years back from paid sick leave to a PTO system. If you're sick or on vacation it counts the same. The down side to that is people come to work when they're sick and contagious because they consider it losing a day of vacation.

Seriously annoying.
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Old 01-04-2015, 01:17 PM   #34
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My SO just told me five kids have died from this flu.
Thanks a lot Obama.
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Old 01-04-2015, 01:25 PM   #35
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Old 01-04-2015, 02:00 PM   #36
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Our company changed a few years back from paid sick leave to a PTO system. If you're sick or on vacation it counts the same. The down side to that is people come to work when they're sick and contagious because they consider it losing a day of vacation.

Seriously annoying.
A lot of companies do this, and you don't get the days up front, you have to "earn" them by accruing them over time. This is why people come in, they feel like they are losing an investment of their time if they don't.
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Old 01-04-2015, 02:08 PM   #37
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I always go to work no matter what. You can get paid to be sick or not be paid to be sick. Mine as well get paid.

I get paid to be sick. And it's a use it or lose it proposition, so I'll use it, thankyouverymuch.
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:20 PM   #38
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I don't think it's right to go to work if sick out of courtesy for others.
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:26 PM   #39
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Haven't had more than mild cold since I was probably 7 or 8. Grown man immune system.

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Old 01-04-2015, 08:27 PM   #40
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about 2 years ago. it lasted 2 ****ing weeks. I couldnt get out of bed. I thought i was ****ing dying. I asked my doctor can this shit get any worse. lol he goes, did you have diarrhea? i said nope, he goes, then it could get worse. I never ever been that sick in my life. It was so bad that when i was sleeping i was having dreams of deamons and shit, wake up in the middle of the night trippen out. haha
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Old 01-05-2015, 03:20 AM   #41
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During the whole SWINE FLU OMG outbreak I had H1N1.
I had a really high fever and couldn't get my shit together enough to form a sentence and had to go the the ER. My fever was so high that I was hallucinating. I also had Pnemonia...at the same time. I thought I might die in the damn hospital. Scary shit.
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Old 01-05-2015, 08:50 AM   #42
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I haven't had the flu in years. I honestly don't remember the last time I caught it. And I never get a flu shot.

Until this year. It wasn't too bad though. It put me down for about 3 days and I missed a couple of days of work. Slight fever, chills, sweats and vertigo.
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Old 01-05-2015, 10:58 AM   #43
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My work was filled with idiots coming to work even though they were too sick to do so. The proclaiming " I haven't missed a day of work since xxxxx". So, some sort of sickness spread through our work like the plague. I managed to hang on for the past 7 days, constantly feeling like I was on the verge of experiencing full blown AIDS. Finally think I'm over it mad getting back to normal.
Ugh...we have those people where I work. One guy came in a couple weeks ago, sweating/coughing/barely able to keep his head up. Idiocy. The boss made him go home. Then...surprise, surprise...a few days later the people on either side of him get sick.
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Old 01-05-2015, 11:01 AM   #44
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I woke up drenched in sweat last night. I don't feel as sick today just weak. Said **** it and called out for the day.
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Old 01-05-2015, 11:17 AM   #45
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Our company changed a few years back from paid sick leave to a PTO system. If you're sick or on vacation it counts the same. The down side to that is people come to work when they're sick and contagious because they consider it losing a day of vacation.

Seriously annoying.
My company changed to a PTO policy I really like. Basically, there is no hard limit on PTO (which includes sick time) you can take. But if it is determined that someone is abusing it, or their work/productivity is hurting, they'll undergo a review/probation period. Its makes sense and most people here like it.
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