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Logically, may I assume that butlers are having nightly orgies?
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Odd, since I started doing most of the housework I've pulled less...
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03-06-2008, 07:23 PM | #4 |
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03-06-2008, 07:26 PM | #6 |
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03-06-2008, 08:26 PM | #7 |
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If you're a real man you slap your cock over her head and get it whenever you want regardless.
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I'd let you slap your cock over my woman's head just to watch the carnage that followed...
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03-06-2008, 10:34 PM | #9 |
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It says "may" get more. In my experience, when a woman tells me something "may" happen, it seldom does if it's something I'd like to happen. The only thing that is a more certain negative is the dreaded "we'll see..." They say "we'll see" and I never see shit!
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Which actually means "I will, sometime before you die. But I don't promise when."
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03-06-2008, 11:07 PM | #11 |
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I'm working part time ATM and currently serving as the house cleaner and such.
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And between you, me, and anyone who surfs google, that was a major part of sealing the deal...
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03-06-2008, 11:21 PM | #13 |
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I do all the housework here and I never get laid.
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Hire one of those bacon whores.
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