Funny college stories. - Page 3

Hammock Parties · 01-14-2005, 04:37 PM

One time I talked about a chick I knew from college on the internet. Somehow she found out and I almost got fired from my job at the university.

This actually has happened TWICE to me. The first time it happened I would have been fired from my job because I got her pics off a workroom computer. But luckily it was at the end of the semester anyway.

Second time you all know about.

Jenny Gump · 01-14-2005, 04:37 PM

I was dating this guy who drove a brand new white camaro with light gray interior. He was quite a bit older than me, and was only trying to get some action. I hadn't given in, so one night, he plowed me with Purple Passion. I got so sick and threw up all over his pretty little Camaro interior. He still didn't get any.

hee hee

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

I was dating this guy who drove a brand new white camaro with light gray interior. He was quite a bit older than me, and was only trying to get some action. I hadn't given in, so one night, he plowed me with Purple Passion. I got so sick and threw up all over his pretty little Camaro interior. He still didn't get any.

hee hee

Didn't you get that bill in the mail from me?

Jenny Gump · 01-14-2005, 04:40 PM

One more...in college, my roommate and I rented a nice apartment on the South side instead of slumming it around campus. There were lots of young marrieds in our complex. We had a party one night, and we all decided to go down to the hottub but of course, we did this without our clothes on. We created quite a scene, and my roommate and I actually had an eviction warning. People are so stuffy. What's wrong with 15 naked college kids in a hottub?

beavis · 01-14-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

on the other hand, I don't know many people that would fit the "take a sh*t in the living room and pass out" story.

That's weird, because I went to NW, and I know a bunch of people that would fit that story.

**Donger** · 01-14-2005, 04:41 PM

Hmmm, don't really have any good ones. I did fall off the balcony of my apartment once. Upon reflection, passing out while laying on the balcony looking at the stars was probably not the best decision I've ever made.

Eleazar · 01-14-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Bahahahahaa

Purple Passion

People used to drink that?

I think the same four bottles of that were sitting in the cooler at Hy-Vee my entire tenure in Maryville.

**Donger** · 01-14-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

I hadn't given in, so one night, he plowed me with Purple Passion.

Holy sh*t. You guys know we do that?

**Bearcat** · 01-14-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

get any?

I want someone to take a dump on my chest

Wow, two Not Another Teen Movie references in one week....

MOhillbilly · 01-14-2005, 04:44 PM

I was at a college party (Even though i only have 3 credits) and my brother comes up to me and tells me someone is messing w/ my other brothers truck so i go drag EZ off some skank and tell him whats going on and he goes HEMAN runs outta the house screaming.

So were following the guys now as they head for the car and chad is in front EZ behind and chads talking shit and the guy in the rear turns and says * do you want some SHHHHHHH* and i punch him out.

Funniest part was EZ and i are punching each other trying to stomp the same guy.dug my thumb into some dude eye socket. ect.

cops shows up in mass,come to find out girls house the party was at her old man was a GC DS.
and noone went to jail.

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:46 PM

The KA house at Mizzou had this thing in their charter where they have a cannon in the front of their house. This cannon is always pointed at the black cultural center of the house but that is a whole other story.

Anyway they decided to shoot it off one day but the thing is not actually functional so they stuffed it with some fireworks and small explosives...things of that nature. They lit it and they got a little more than they bargined for. A huge chunk of the cannon blew away from the main part and flew across the street on to the roof of a house or apartment complex (i cant remember which) it fell through the roof and collided on to a ping pong table where two MU students from China were playing ping pong.

I wish I was making this up...

MOhillbilly · 01-14-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

The KA house at Mizzou
...

all the dudes i work w/ are KA one of em is def in one ear.them boys like to drink.

David. · 01-14-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

The KA house at Mizzou had this thing in their charter where they have a cannon in the front of their house. This cannon is always pointed at the black cultural center of the house but that is a whole other story.

Anyway they decided to shoot it off one day but the thing is not actually functional so they stuffed it with some fireworks and small explosives...things of that nature. They lit it and they got a little more than they bargined for. A huge chunk of the cannon blew away from the main part and flew across the street on to the roof of a house or apartment complex (i cant remember which) it fell through the roof and collided on to a ping pong table where two MU students from China were playing ping pong.

I wish I was making this up...

haha, how come I don't ever see anything crazy at the parties I go to? I'm gonna have to go greek.

Frosty · 01-14-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

We had a party one night, and we all decided to go down to the hottub but of course, we did this without our clothes on. We created quite a scene, and my roommate and I actually had an eviction warning. People are so stuffy. What's wrong with 15 naked college kids in a hottub?

Man, my college experience was soooooooooo boring.

**Bearcat** · 01-14-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by beavis

That's weird, because I went to NW, and I know a bunch of people that would fit that story.

Well, maybe I should have said hot girls... I lived on a floor of TKE's my freshman year, and my lived on a floor of drunks my senior year... so yeah, I know plenty of guys that would do that. Heck, I've even peed off of someone's front step before, and I'm just a computer nerd.

Girls however... don't think I know of any, or can look at any and think they're capable of doing that..... but maybe I'm just hanging out in the wrong crowd.

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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4710478	One time I talked about a chick I knew from college on the internet. Somehow she found out and I almost got fired from my job at the university. This actually has happened TWICE to me. The first time it happened I would have been fired from my job because I got her pics off a workroom computer. But luckily it was at the end of the semester anyway. Second time you all know about. __________________ Chiefs game films
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Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	I was dating this guy who drove a brand new white camaro with light gray interior. He was quite a bit older than me, and was only trying to get some action. I hadn't given in, so one night, he plowed me with Purple Passion. I got so sick and threw up all over his pretty little Camaro interior. He still didn't get any. hee hee __________________ "Blah blah blah blahhhh”
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01-14-2005, 04:40 PM	#34
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $10004900	One more...in college, my roommate and I rented a nice apartment on the South side instead of slumming it around campus. There were lots of young marrieds in our complex. We had a party one night, and we all decided to go down to the hottub but of course, we did this without our clothes on. We created quite a scene, and my roommate and I actually had an eviction warning. People are so stuffy. What's wrong with 15 naked college kids in a hottub? __________________ "Blah blah blah blahhhh”
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01-14-2005, 04:41 PM	#36
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10349900 VARSITY	Hmmm, don't really have any good ones. I did fall off the balcony of my apartment once. Upon reflection, passing out while laying on the balcony looking at the stars was probably not the best decision I've ever made. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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01-14-2005, 04:44 PM	#40
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	I was at a college party (Even though i only have 3 credits) and my brother comes up to me and tells me someone is messing w/ my other brothers truck so i go drag EZ off some skank and tell him whats going on and he goes HEMAN runs outta the house screaming. So were following the guys now as they head for the car and chad is in front EZ behind and chads talking shit and the guy in the rear turns and says * do you want some SHHHHHHH* and i punch him out. Funniest part was EZ and i are punching each other trying to stomp the same guy.dug my thumb into some dude eye socket. ect. cops shows up in mass,come to find out girls house the party was at her old man was a GC DS. and noone went to jail. __________________ True Son of Liberty
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01-14-2005, 04:46 PM	#41
\|Zach\| For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $5326768	The KA house at Mizzou had this thing in their charter where they have a cannon in the front of their house. This cannon is always pointed at the black cultural center of the house but that is a whole other story. Anyway they decided to shoot it off one day but the thing is not actually functional so they stuffed it with some fireworks and small explosives...things of that nature. They lit it and they got a little more than they bargined for. A huge chunk of the cannon blew away from the main part and flew across the street on to the roof of a house or apartment complex (i cant remember which) it fell through the roof and collided on to a ping pong table where two MU students from China were playing ping pong. I wish I was making this up...
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