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09-25-2011, 09:58 AM | #77 |
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only once I think. I got off of work at the liquor store ( years ago), went home about 11:30pm. I get a call out of the blue from this chick I had fooled around with like 3-5 years earlier, but haven'[t heard from her in years. She said her bachelorette party just wrapped up (not idea she was getting married) and she was in the area; asked if she could stop by.
I thought 'sure, why not'...literally not putting 2 and 2 together etc. I was tired from work, and was pre occupied with making something to eat when she called etc. She shows up, we're watching TV for about 10 minutes, catching up on what she's been up to etc. Next thing I know she's commenced to tuggin' on the 'ol hog. yada yada yada, we had wild monkey sex, and she was gone in about 45 minutes. Haven't heard from her since. |
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09-25-2011, 10:05 AM | #79 |
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09-25-2011, 10:06 AM | #80 |
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I think he was trying to see how much random pussy people have gotten...not call girls, not blind dates, not set dates...
That's how I interpreted it... I highly doubt people not in college have gotten much legitimate "free" pussy...not buying even ONE drink at a bar for a random... I find that hard to believe. So I interpreted it as a one nighter, or someone you met that night at a bar, etc. etc. etc. even the chicks you'd meet off dating sites usually require to meet over a drink, or dinner, or a movie...I mean I guess you could con them into coming over to your place right away but again, weird. |
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09-25-2011, 10:15 AM | #82 |
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I have five cats and all of them were free. Is that what you mean?
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09-25-2011, 10:20 AM | #84 |
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No such thing eventually you stay with one and you pay for all the ones in your past.
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09-25-2011, 10:21 AM | #85 |
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My girlfriend has a great ass. Its a nice lil tight poop-er. She loves it when I probe her lil asshole with my tongue. & its free
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09-25-2011, 10:23 AM | #86 |
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09-25-2011, 10:25 AM | #87 |
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09-25-2011, 10:26 AM | #88 |
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yeah, no thanks to buttholes.
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09-25-2011, 10:28 AM | #90 |
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Never ate the hole thing? Its good shit
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