Juggsica Simpson

[scho63]

I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood

[BWillie]

Would smash, are you kidding me?

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Bad tan + Bad Bathing suit + Bad Pose = Bad Picture.

This all day, that suit in particular is just awful... I've read that she lost like 60 pounds, so there no way she looks that bad.

She isn't a druggie or hard partier so the "rode hard" thing doesn't fly, just a bad shot there... let her slap on some Daisy Dukes again in a good pic and we'll see what people say.

[ghak99]

Her body looks like it's crashing.

That pic looks bad enough I'd rather hit the extra pounds.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Sorter

Do baseball players really work out that much?

Nolan Ryans workouts were off the charts. They made a baseball card set just about those workouts.
http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Gallery...n?PageIndex=40

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by scott free

This all day, that suit in particular is just awful... I've read that she lost like 60 pounds, so there no way she looks that bad.

She isn't a druggie or hard partier so the "rode hard" thing doesn't fly, just a bad shot there... let her slap on some Daisy Dukes again in a good pic and we'll see what people say.

Thank you for dismissing my opinion so completely.


i didn't know you had jurisdiction on opinions

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

Thank you for dismissing my opinion so completely.


i didn't know you had jurisdiction on opinion

oh Laz my brosef, don't take it that way... you're the damn king of this kinda stuff.

Find a recent pic that dispels the lie, as in, dude she's still hot... it was a bad pic, just admit it and show us the better side of it... she's NOT rode hard.

Not a druggie and a not a whore, she hasn't aged that quick... fix her image here... DO IT.

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by scott free

oh Laz my brosef, don't take it that way... you're the damn king of this kinda stuff.

i'm a sensitive guy ... so

Find a recent pic that dispels the lie, as in, dude she's still hot... it was a bad pic, just admit it and show us the better side of it... she's NOT rode hard.

Not a druggie and a not a whore, she hasn't aged that quick... fix her image here... DO IT.

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.

[unlurking]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

i'm a sensitive guy ... so

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.

Looks like the meth weight loss plan.

[BigCatDaddy]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

i'm a sensitive guy ... so

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.

You are talking about being "skinny fat". The scale says skinny but the ratio of bf to mucle just isnt appealing.

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by unlurking

Looks like the meth weight loss plan.

This was my exact thoughts.

When meth got big around here you saw a lot of girls go through the transformation. I can't imagine that's the issue here though, I just assumed she's paying someone who took her through a crash course to get her thin as quickly as possible.

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

i'm a sensitive guy ... so

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.

. I have to remember that one.

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Bad tan + Bad Bathing suit + Bad Pose = Bad Picture.

This..

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

i'm a sensitive guy ... so

I said she 'looked' rode hard and she does

she reminds me of those chicks in school that didn't exercise, they just stayed thin on diet pepsi and cigarettes. Muscle tone looks 'stringy' and hips look shaped wrong.

There are other ways of looking 'put away wet' than doing drugs etc.


It could be just a crappy picture, but that's all we have to go by right now.

She went on the "I've got a physical trainer overworking me so that I look like half a bodybuilder" regime. The legs should eventually normalize and become more pleasing to the eye.

[Hammock Parties]

The criticism in this thread is hilarious. She's hotter than any of your wives or girlfriends.

[Steron]

Originally Posted by Count Zarth

The criticism in this thread is hilarious. She's hotter than any of your wives or girlfriends.

Obligatory my wife is a 10.

I have a 12 inch dong and run a 4.3 40 too!

Oh, and I bench 225 49 times.