****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Frazod]

She's cute and has great eyes. But her voice is so awful that she makes Fran Dresher sound like Kathleen Turner.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Saul Good

Boxxy must appeal to latent pedophilia or something. She is a grown woman acting and talking like a very young girl. I can understand thinking, "she's so adorable...I just want to pick her up and hug her". I don't understand thinking "she's so hot...I want to **** her".

I think men sometimes have a hard time with having positive feelings about women in a non-sexual way.

I'm talking about the reaction in the gif jackass.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I'm talking about the reaction in the gif jackass.

I'm talking about people who want to raw dog boxxy. If that doesn't pertain to you, then...it doesn't pertain to you.

[Dr. Gigglepants]

Does anyone know why Kevin Pendleton isn't playing on all offensive drives for LSW? He seemed to be randomly sitting out drives last week. He's definitely got the size we need on the OL, that's for sure.
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[Pepe Silvia]

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Given his connection as the hostess pimp in the Okie State scandal, that gif should be of Henson, not Pinkel.

[Sully]

If I'm Mizzou, I'm calling Manny Diaz, yesterday.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Sully

If I'm Mizzou, I'm calling Manny Diaz, yesterday.

How is your move to a new school and a new football program working out for you?

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Sully

If I'm Mizzou, I'm calling Manny Diaz, yesterday.

For what?

He's going to get a HC offer somewhere and Mizzou isn't going to fire Pinkel mid-season.

Diaz is a smart coach and he'll be fine, but run defense is about effort and he couldn't get it out of his kids at UT. Then again, the attitude of entitlement that pervades Texas Football probably makes it hard for about anyone to get consistent effort out of those guys.

The problem remains Mack Brown because I don't think he forces entitlement from the top down. Afterall - those kids that get into Bama know they're hot shit as well and they bust it every game.

Brown just doesn't demand accountability from his players.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

For what?

He's going to get a HC offer somewhere and Mizzou isn't going to fire Pinkel mid-season.

Diaz is a smart coach and he'll be fine, but run defense is about effort and he couldn't get it out of his kids at UT. Then again, the attitude of entitlement that pervades Texas Football probably makes it hard for about anyone to get consistent effort out of those guys.

The problem remains Mack Brown because I don't think he forces entitlement from the top down. Afterall - those kids that get into Bama know they're hot shit as well and they bust it every game.

Brown just doesn't demand accountability from his players.

That's been the (legitimate, IMO) knock against Texas players for a long time even back in the early 90s when the team hadn't been good for quite a while.

When the Chiefs drafted Derrick Johnson, it was probably the most excited I'd ever been about a Chiefs' draft pick, but after the first couple of years, I was starting to worry that he was just another coddled Texas player that didn't have enough fire in the belly. I'm glad he finally found his motivation.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I could walk on the lot of one of the 600 Joe Machens dealerships here in CoMo, walk up a Camry, and find a better college football coach than Mack Brown.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Given his connection as the hostess pimp in the Okie State scandal, that gif should be of Henson, not Pinkel.

I didn't make the gif.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Missouri picks up commitments from two GA players. Nate Brown and Thomas Wilson both committed to Mizzou today.

[TrebMaxx]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I could walk on the lot of one of the 600 Joe Machens dealerships here in CoMo, walk up a Camry, and find a better college football coach than Mack Brown.

Truth!

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Missouri picks up commitments from two GA players. Nate Brown and Thomas Wilson both committed to Mizzou today.

I was committed once. Hell, I've been admitted too... What's your point?