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Old 07-31-2013, 03:51 PM  
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:11 PM   #31
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And it's not like it takes a lot of time to bust out a couple of windows.

Er.... at least, I assume it wouldn't take much time..... um.....
I've heard that as well.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:12 PM   #32
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Just playing out the scenario in my head.

You commence to busting out the windows in this assholes SUV, someone calls the police, you get arrested, your defense of "but the guy stole my space, and I clearly had my blinker on" is deemed insufficient, and your place of employment decides they don't need someone with a criminal record working in their office and fires you.

Seems like a little bit of an overreaction.
Do you drive an SUV?
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:12 PM   #33
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I don't understand why he didn't just get in through the passenger side and slide over. Am I missing something?
too big to slide over the stick maybe.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:13 PM   #34
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Just playing out the scenario in my head.

You commence to busting out the windows in this assholes SUV, someone calls the police, you get arrested, your defense of "but the guy stole my space, and I clearly had my blinker on" is deemed insufficient, and your place of employment decides they don't need someone with a criminal record working in their office and fires you.

Seems like a little bit of an overreaction.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:15 PM   #35
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:16 PM   #36
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Do you drive an SUV?
Yes, and that scratch cost me $600 to get fixed. I would have preferred you kick my ass in front of my family.

Oh by the way, sorry for stealing your spot, but Justin Bieber's Never Say Never was starting in five minutes and I didn't want to be late. I love the Biebs.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:18 PM   #37
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Just playing out the scenario in my head.

You commence to busting out the windows in this assholes SUV, someone calls the police, you get arrested, your defense of "but the guy stole my space, and I clearly had my blinker on" is deemed insufficient, and your place of employment decides they don't need someone with a criminal record working in their office and fires you.

Seems like a little bit of an overreaction.
Well, **** it, just set the damn thing on fire and walk away then.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:21 PM   #38
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Well, **** it, just set the damn thing on fire and walk away then.
I carry a valve stem puller for these occasions. No permanent damage, but one hell of an inconvenience.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:23 PM   #39
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Ha, I'm surprised he actually tried to get into the car from the driver's side. Really??? Clearly, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with. Nice that he gets mad that the other person parked accurately...dumb people all around.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:25 PM   #40
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I carry a valve stem puller for these occasions. No permanent damage, but one hell of an inconvenience.
Cant you just put a little rock in the stem and screw the cap back on? I mean I've heard this works not for sure.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:31 PM   #41
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Ha, I'm surprised he actually tried to get into the car from the driver's side. Really??? Clearly, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with. Nice that he gets mad that the other person parked accurately...dumb people all around.
It cracks me up that he gets mad at the other driver when he was the one creating the problem in the first place. I don't give a crap what you drive. It doesn't entitle you to two or four spaces.

yes, I have seen people take up four spaces.
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Old 07-31-2013, 07:56 PM   #42
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It reminds me of a parking fiasco. At a super busy movie theater mega-plex type place. No spots to be had.
I’m on the right side of the isle and someone was getting ready to back out on my side. They were taking quite a while getting their things in order. I patiently wait, no hurry, with my right blinker on.

As he pulls out, he backs out so he’ll end up leaving in the opposite direction of me. As he’s completing his back, some MFer comes in around from the other side, and drives right into the space. I honk etc.

Guy gets out of his big black shiny Mercedes SUV with his family, and flips me out saying “F you” etc. Nodding his head like “Yeah, that’s right. I said F you.” Walking backwards to keep looking at me; smiling while he did it.

So, I note location of said SUV and find my own spot.

Now, I’m not saying I did, or didn’t, but somehow he ended up with a deep scratch from rear quarter panel to the headlight on the right side. It’s possible that the culprit had so much paint lodged into his key, that he had to get a toothpick from the concession stand to get it out.
Wow, what an idiot. Not you, him.
To act the ass then leave his property at your mercy? He had that one a comin.
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Old 07-31-2013, 08:01 PM   #43
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I carry a valve stem puller for these occasions. No permanent damage, but one hell of an inconvenience.
I've got a spring loaded center punch. I don't carry it for occassions like these, I actually have several of them and just happen to have one in about every vehicle I own. But walk up to a window, press the center punch against the center of a window until it clicks and it'll shatter the entire window without much noise and without making it look like you're up to no good.
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Old 07-31-2013, 09:24 PM   #44
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take out the "spot just for you".
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asshole parking!

classic!!!

(pretty sure i saw that on this site somewhere. suck it repost poe-leese)
I actually find the original writing more funny. I enjoy when people get as mad about stuff like this as I do. I don't really have road rage, even if you cut me off. Just go faster than me afterwards. However, bad parking and late or no use of blinkers will send me over the edge. That and slow driving when you are in the fast lane.
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And it's not like it takes a lot of time to bust out a couple of windows.

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